Tell me your craziest partying story. I know we have some fun and crazy ladies in here...so let's hear them!
When I was a junior in high school I went to the senior's graduation party. I'm from a super small town and the party was actually at my parents' pond about a 1/4 mile from their house. Me and 2 friends of mine decided to take my mom and dad's little fishing boat across the pond...it's more like a small lake than it is a pond. One of my other friends screamed at us to get off the boat and my friend on the boat answered, "It's okay...I'm a lifeguard." Cause that rationalizes drunkenly taking my parents' boat out at 1 AM.
Better yet, my husband once ended up naked is his parents' bed after the Super Bowl, but that's a whole different story...
Let's hear um!
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Re: Boring morning. Story time!
Another night we ended up having a water and ice fight in the bar after closing, left around 7am and then went to the river to go swimming.
And that is how I never got invited to another party until I moved to a new state for college.
The girl was awesome about it. She acted like nothing happened.
Eta: mine's lame...I usually fall asleep after three drinks.
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One time in college I was staying at a friends dorm when I got locked out of their room looking for the bathroom. Despite pounding on the door no one woke up to open it and In My drunken state I just wanted my own bed. I didn't ave shoes on but stretched my sweats over my feet rationalizing it would protect them during my 10 minute walk in -16 f. Well it didn't. I got halfway and realized my mistake I was in so much pain but there was no turning back at that point. By time I got back to my dorm I knew I had frostbite. I wrapped my feet in a blanket to thaw and woke up in the morning with soles so frost bitten I could barely walk. Worst when I went to the drs. The next day she said "you know I said to my husband I wonder how many students I will have today with frostbite after walking across campus on the coldest night of the year.. And here you are." I was honestly in pain for over a month and my poor soles blistered it was awful. But a funny story now.
hahahahah this is awesome!
I was pretty boring in my younger days. I was the good kid that liked school and didn't get in much trouble. I was also a bit of a nerd so I graduated from college when I was 20. When straight into grad school to be a PA and didn't really celebrate turning 21. So for my 22nd birthday my friends decided I needed to make up for lost time. I consumed about 7 shots in a hour and evidently that much alcohol makes me feisty. I don't recall this, but in the parking garage when we were leaving I evidently tried to pick a fight with a rather large girl and almost got us all beat up. My friends say they had to talk the girl down and apologize for me.
Thats the best I've got. Told I was boring. I did go out almost every weekend in grad school but nothing too wild and crazy happened.
oh geez, do I have to pick just one!? I have so many stories it's ridiculous. Let me preface these stories with the knowledge that I DO NOT have a criminal record!
1) Field party that ended up in a helicopter 'chase' they just tried to find us with the spot light, ground chase with dogs and cops, my car and another got towed and there were a few citations given. I did not get a citation but explaining what happened to my car to my parents was NOT fun...I may, MAY, have created a white lie
2) Swam over a waterfall (with a life jacket) at 1am with my best friend while we were working at a white water rafting company a good 8 years back. (best summer of my life!) ..TO BE FAIR WE DIDN'T DO THIS DRUNK....WE DRANK AFTERWARD.
3) Had a 'sweet 16' surprise party for my bff and the entire senior / junior class showed up. That was an epic party but my friends neighbore would beg to differ. We handed out invitations to a select few and word got around and yea, we had a few more people than we expected!
4) At above mentioned white water rafting company my bff and the manager of the pub that was associated with the wwr company we worked for 'broke-in' to the pub after hours and just had a ball. Dancing on the pool table, acting like bartenders which we were not. The manager passed out in his car but before that gave us the keys and said lock up for me thanks! It sounds worse that it was. Well, it sounds pretty bad but we didn't get in trouble and I'm not sure how we managed that!
5) I must have thought I was invincible or something but after a NFL football game, and being in club level a little too long, I decided I wanted to go down on the field ....AFTER THE GAME WAS OVER.... so I somehow mowsied on down to the field after hoping the gate and I took pictures laying on the grass. After that I guess I wasn't finished and I mowsied into the locker room / press area. How the F did no one see me and my friend I'll never know! My friend tried on the bands head dress (hint to which team I represent) and band jacket!
I'm thinking alcohol + me = disaster. Fun disaster and should be arrested disaster but hey, YOLO. Yes I did just YOLO you.
Ya know, after thinking about all these stories I am a little *** ain't I? I 've done some pretty stupid things in my day. Glad I'm not like that anymore. Sad thing is, I was actually a pretty good teen. I never did drugs or anything like that but I drank and did stupid *** that I probably should have gotten in trouble for. Glad I'm safe and not that stupid anymore. I can give my LO some sound advice on what NOT to do!
I have a story about the very embarrassing way I met my MIL (before me and H ever even started dating).
One weekend in college I planned on going to a foam dance with my roommate and some friends and we were going to meet my now H and some of his friends there. (H and I had met a couple weeks before).
At the time I was a cheerleader for the local arena football team and we had a game that day, so I came right home after the game to get ready for the dance and had to play "catch up" since my friends already had a few pre-dance drinks. I ended up taking around 6 shots of vodka...bad idea. That is a lot for me and I hadn't eaten all day.
Well we went to the dance and it hit me hard. H found me and was trying to dance with me, but I was so drunk and dizzy and told him I needed some air outside. He took me outside and I puked all over his shoes. He was like, "Yea, we should go." Well neither of our rides were ready to go yet since we'd only been there a short time and I clearly wasn't able to drive, so who does he decide to call and give us a ride? HIS MOM! OMG...she shows up and I'm completely wasted and probably smelled wonderful. Apparently I kept saying, "I'm so sorry, I'm not normally like this!"
She drove us to her house and I spent the night there. In the morning she put a comb and a toothbrush in the bathroom for me and told my H we were going to the local bagel shop in 15 minutes and said to tell me not to be embarrassed. So we go to breakfast with H's mom and step-dad....after my performance the night before, I felt sooo awkward. Especially since I only had the clothes I was wearing the night before which included a tank top, a little skirt and a bikini under it since we were at a foam dance and would have ended up wet. Did I mention this was in April in the midwest, so not a warm day where these clothes would be appropriate.
Great first impression. H's mom was so nice though and tried her best to make me not be embarrassed. Little did I know she would end up being my MIL someday! My poor roommate thought I died or something since I didn't have my phone with me and disappeared from the dance with a guy I only met once or twice before and never came home that night. Ha.
Wow, has life changed...