Need a laugh?

jmccall79 · January 2013

So, today is my mom's day with Ian. She's just texted me to inform me that Ian can open a baby food jar...that she has used to put hand lotion in that she made...very, very, very greasy lotion! He can open it, has opened it, and has proceeded to smear said greasy lotion from one end of the couch to another! She's texting me asking me what she should do to clean it up. Inside I'm giggling because it was on her watch not mine! I've told her to use baby wipes or chlorox wipes to clean it up, she was going to use Dawn dish soap. I think the dish soap would make more of a mess because she's going to have to rinse that off somehow. She said it's a big area...I said use lots of wipes, lol! I'm highly amused, can you tell?! I think the Huggies wipes (they're miracle workers) or the cholorox wipes will do the trick. I'm sure Ian is pretty proud of himself too. Oh, and apparently she left her bag of fiery hot Cheetos in the floor beside the couch, and my dog ate them! I'm evil, I'm totally giggling inside.

What has your LO done lately, that you have just had to stop and look at and think what the heck do I do with "that"?

joie12 · January 2013

Use lots of wipes - lol!

DD hasn't gotten into anything recently, but when my brother was little (like, 2), he and his friend found a big tub of vaseline and smeared it all over each other and all over the bathroom. I wish I could remember anything beyond me laughing my a$$ off at the sight of them all greased up!

mle5d · January 2013

We are still nursing, and yesterday when I was putting DS down for a nap, he was half asleep and shoved the bottle away and started clawing at my chest. I pulled up my shirt to get ready to nurse him, and I guess I was holding him too low and he started trying to latch onto my stomach! I had to laugh until he got annoyed...I kept telling him that my belly may be soft and squishy, but nothing was going to come out of there!