We are pretty bad about quoting movies and tv shows. There is usually a lot of Anchorman and Van Wilder flying around our house. Duck Dynasty and Swamp People account for many of DH's quotes. If I see DH acting stupid, he gets a "I see you out there smokin' weed wif Keiffah" or something equally ridiculous thrown his way. Teen Mom is a gold mine for stupid quotes.
Also Wedding Crashers. "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me".
OK. Now, I'm convinced that we could have a night out (you, me and our DHs) and not say anything of substance but still never run out of things to say to one another!!
Also Wedding Crashers. "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me".
OK. Now, I'm convinced that we could have a night out (you, me and our DHs) andnot say anything of substance butstill never run out of things to say to
one another!!
Omg, that's a dream night out for me! I'm trying to teach Sophia the quote "Hey everybody, come see how good I look!". After her bath I tell her "You look good, you look really good".
Also Wedding Crashers. "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me".
OK. Now, I'm convinced that we could have a night out (you, me and our DHs) andnot say anything of substance butstill never run out of things to say to
one another!!
Omg, that's a dream night out for me! I'm trying to teach Sophia the quote "Hey everybody, come see how good I look!". After her bath I tell her "You look good, you look really good".
K... You keep working on that one. I'll work on Otis picking up the phone and saying, "Baxter?"
Oh, another one I love, "Mr. J&K, you have a MASSIVE erection."
And, one year for Jay's BDay I made him a shirt that had a black panther on the front that said, "Sex Panther cologne. Works 60% of the time... All the time!"
Jay likes, "It smells like bigfoot's d!ck!!"
My favorite is right after I've lost my cool with something, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE'RE YELLING!!"
Oh, and because we referenced her in the Epic Thread 2.0, I've taught Hank how to sing a part of Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift...
It's effing HILARIOUS!!
Bwah ha ha!
DD1 loves to sing along, but man I have NO CLUE what she's actually saying. Her favourite these days is "Ah Ah Love You, Con Bibi". Sometimes I will join in and she'll tell me "No mom, you're saying it wrong". lol FTR I think it's "I love you like a love song baby", but I can't be sure.
Re: Movie/Song quotes
DH likes to go all "Can't touch this" on me. lol.
He also gets really happy when I reply "Chowder" whenever he says "Say it"
We find ourselves quoting Finding Bigfoot a lot lately... I'm a little embarrassed to admit that.
He likes the word Yowie, he likes to say "Things are lookin' Squatchy!" and his ultimate favorite, "I think there's a Squatch in these woods..."
We quote Superbad... A TON!!
"Hey, what-cha doin?"
"Nothin, chillin' at the Holiday Inn"
I'm sure there are others, but that's the first thing I thought of.
Just 2 nights ago... "I love LAMP!" "I'm riding a furry tractor!" "Go *** yourselves, (insert noun)!"
And, I forgot Elf... that's another one we can't seem to quit!!
OK. Now, I'm convinced that we could have a night out (you, me and our DHs) and not say anything of substance but still never run out of things to say to one another!!
K... You keep working on that one. I'll work on Otis picking up the phone and saying, "Baxter?"
Oh, another one I love, "Mr. J&K, you have a MASSIVE erection."
And, one year for Jay's BDay I made him a shirt that had a black panther on the front that said, "Sex Panther cologne. Works 60% of the time... All the time!"
Jay likes, "It smells like bigfoot's d!ck!!"
My favorite is right after I've lost my cool with something, "I HAVE NO IDEA WHY WE'RE YELLING!!"
We do all the time. Love movies
Motorboatin Motherf#cker
I'm busting in with "MOM! Bring us some meatloaf!!!"
I wish I'd seen Anchorman so I'd know WTH y'all are talking about.
Here's another one from Monsieur Ha: "Multipass"
He also successfully taught DD1 to hum the imperial march and is currently working on getting DD2 to follow along.
I almost nunchucked you!! You don't even realize!!
A lot of classic Star Wars. Mostly Han Solo.
"Never tell me the odds," "I don't have it with me," "Laugh it up, fuzzball," "Good luck -- you're gonna need it" that sort of thing.
With my familly (mostly mom and sis) our go-to's are Arthur, Overboard, and Chances Are. Three 80's comedies!
We quote a ton of Anchorman and Wedding Crashers, though, too! You ladies have covered most of my faves
Oh, and because we referenced her in the Epic Thread 2.0, I've taught Hank how to sing a part of Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift...
It's effing HILARIOUS!!
Bwah ha ha!
DD1 loves to sing along, but man I have NO CLUE what she's actually saying. Her favourite these days is "Ah Ah Love You, Con Bibi". Sometimes I will join in and she'll tell me "No mom, you're saying it wrong". lol FTR I think it's "I love you like a love song baby", but I can't be sure.
"I love lamp" is said a lot. Haha