Heeeeey Biiiiiitttchhhhes

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxox · January 2013

Hey what is up bitches! This is Caitlyn and I am the best-est wife around. Way better than all you wife's and mothers out there. It is a proven fact! Let me tell you about my DH he is soooooo AWESOME. He is by far the most handsome, sexy and down right hilarious DH anywhere in the whole world. Oh how I love him so! I can not wait till he is done work so he can eat the delicious supper I cooked for him! And later tonight we will have amazing intercourse for he is the best at it! Oh sorry ladies it is time to go he just walked in the door looks like it is time for the best time of the day, BLOWIE TIME.

Peace bitches I'm out

Love CMO

RondackHiker · January 2013

Don't go! You should share your most embarrassing secret first.

AshasaurusRex · January 2013

This is the best ever.

[Deleted User] · January 2013

LOL at "amazing intercourse."

Icarusalsoflew · January 2013

You could do so much more with this.

LovesMM · January 2013

RondackHiker · January 2013

RondackHiker · January 2013

If you could change one than about your DH, what would it be?

Hesterlicious · January 2013

I told you guys she was trying to cover up her drunk bumping.

PurpleCobra1 · January 2013

RondackHiker:

lolz

[Deleted User] · January 2013

This biiitch. SMH.

RondackHiker · January 2013

ashleysyn2:
Hi C_mo's DH!!

Shh! I don't think he knew we knew!

He's so subtle and all.

I love this.

mammamia24 · January 2013

Lolz! Somebody hit the drink a bit early today didn't we?

LoveBeingAWife33008 · January 2013

Based on my screen name, I am the best wife.

missyishere · January 2013

You're only the best wife if you swallow, Cmo!

Hesterlicious · January 2013

C_mo:
Swallowing is what C_ho's do best

This isn't the first time I've heard this.

IrishEyes0530 · January 2013

Omg I am dead! Lololol!!!!!!

LaylaPartDeux · January 2013

This is the best day of my lyfe right here.

snowybride08 · January 2013

LOL

NotSharknado · January 2013

I was wondering when this would happen. Good stuff.

Manateearmz · January 2013

Yes, this did in fact make my Saturday.

gimmietimmies · January 2013

This is so fun! Someone is going to be maimed soon I think.

Mamasaurus · January 2013

Well, amazing intercourse is the best kind.

missyishere · January 2013

What's your favorite sandwich, Cmo? Lemme guess...

Cockmeat

Hesterlicious · January 2013

C_mo:
Oh Lordy haha!I guess he's the best wife ever and gives lots of blow jobs... should I make him a coffee mug?nbsp;

That is a great idea.

LuckyDad · January 2013

I approve of this thread. Either C_mo's hubby is pretty funny, or she's pretty funny in her imitation of him. Either is win.

Littledeer84 · January 2013

Im like 4 margaritas into the night, and I love this post.

LuckyDad · January 2013

Littledeer84:
Im like 4 margaritas into the night, and I love this post.

Post more!

There wasn't enough drunk bumping last night at all.

Littledeer84 · January 2013

LuckyDad:
Littledeer84:
Im like 4 margaritas into the night, and I love this post.
Post more!
There wasn't enough drunk bumping last night at all.

I wish I could be entertaining, but even when drunk I am dull. I just laugh at you guys more.

LuckyDad · January 2013

Littledeer84:
LuckyDad:
Littledeer84:
Im like 4 margaritas into the night, and I love this post.
Post more!
There wasn't enough drunk bumping last night at all.
I wish I could be entertaining, but even when drunk I am dull. I just laugh at you guys more.

Ah, sleepy drunk? That's me these days. I skip right past Happy and Horny Luckydad to Tired Luckydad.

missyishere · January 2013

Mouth hugs. I like that. Stealing it. In my pocket now.

ridesbuttons · January 2013

A 5 hour buzz? Beauty.

I did my blowie stone.cold.sober.

Not now bitchez!

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