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February 2012 Moms
redheadscu
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Seriously the funniest sht ever
redheadscu
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To those of you on TB right now, Congratulations, and you're welcome.
To put this in context, I work in a legal office for a government agency. Consequently, all of our interactions have to be very politically correct and inoffensive.
So today one of my coworkers stops me and DH in the hall and starts talking about some exotic bird that she is trying to find a new home for. I don't know her all that well. We have limited interaction at work, but we're not really friends. I'm not really into birds. DH tries to blow her off, but I mention that we do have family that really love birds and have exotic birds, so it's possible they might be interested.
She seems pretty desperate to be rid of this bird. So later, she comes by my office with her Mac book, or IPad, still talking about this bird. She sets her little laptop up on my desk, so she can show me a picture of the bird. She pulls it up, and there full screen right in my face is a picture of her husband naked lying seductively posed on a bed. Full frontal. Middleaged, sort of heavy, slightly pale, and more than slightly hairy. Balls out for the world to see! I was like ,"Oh! Oh my god!" and started laughing and averting my eyes while she was like "Wrong picture! Wrong picture!", but she couldn't get the thing to close. Her husband was naked in my face for probably a whole minute.
I think this may be one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me. Instead of seeing an exotic cockatoo, I saw an erotic cockandtwo balls.
And with that, I bid you goodnight.
To put this in context, I work in a legal office for a government agency. Consequently, all of our interactions have to be very politically correct and inoffensive.
So today one of my coworkers stops me and DH in the hall and starts talking about some exotic bird that she is trying to find a new home for. I don't know her all that well. We have limited interaction at work, but we're not really friends. I'm not really into birds. DH tries to blow her off, but I mention that we do have family that really love birds and have exotic birds, so it's possible they might be interested.
She seems pretty desperate to be rid of this bird. So later, she comes by my office with her Mac book, or IPad, still talking about this bird. She sets her little laptop up on my desk, so she can show me a picture of the bird. She pulls it up, and there full screen right in my face is a picture of her husband naked lying seductively posed on a bed. Full frontal. Middleaged, sort of heavy, slightly pale, and more than slightly hairy. Balls out for the world to see! I was like ,"Oh! Oh my god!" and started laughing and averting my eyes while she was like "Wrong picture! Wrong picture!", but she couldn't get the thing to close. Her husband was naked in my face for probably a whole minute.
I think this may be one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me. Instead of seeing an exotic cockatoo, I saw an erotic cockandtwo balls.
And with that, I bid you goodnight.
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Re: Seriously the funniest sht ever
I didn't know things like that happened to people IRL. That's hysterical!!!!!!!!
Bahahahaha, that's freaking hysterical!!!!
Man I wish you could have taped this!
My Colton...Growing up so fast!
And Coralee, his baby sister...On the way!
Ok, so I'm re-reading this, and now that it's not the middle of the night I have two questions:
1) WHYYY would you have that on a work computer? or is this her personal computer she brings from home? Still... WHY??
2) Re: the quoted part... a whole minute?! Woman, why did you not close your eyes?????
That'll make for an interesting office Christmas party.......