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Too funny not to share!

emmasue18emmasue18 member
in Parenting after a Loss

Sorry for the crude humor but this is so funny!!

 https://www.scarymommy.com/a-letter-to-my-pregnant-child-less-self/

 

Our angel is in heaven 12/12/08
BFP 2/25/09
HCG 3/6=518 3/8=1230
1st Ultrasound 3/18 FHR=103
2nd U/S 3/20 FHR=118!!
3rd U/S 4/1 FHR=169 :)
BIG U/S 5/22=IT'S A BOY! FHR-148
DS Born October 30, 2009
BFP 5/27/11 Stick baby, stick!
HCG 5/31=140 P=9 HCG 6/2=292 P=11
1ST Ultrasound 6/15 FHR=109!!
U/S 8/18=IT'S A BOY! FHR-141 :)
DS Born January 20, 2012
BFP 5/27/13 EDD 2-5-14
U/S 8/17 FRH-141 It's a boy!!


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Re: Too funny not to share!

  • 4legsRbest4legsRbest member

    I saw this the other day and read it to DH - he was laughing so hard he snorted and he isn't a snorter.

    This is my favorite though "There is only one thing that will get you through the stretch marks, the puke stains, and the depression over your saggy post birth vagina ? the love that, right now, you are unaware even exists."

    How unbelievably true! Nothing else in the world matters to me, not even my sleep deprevation, except this little boy and his dad.

    Me: 37 DH: 40 TTC since 9/09
    #1 BFP 1/10/11; missed m/c discovered 7w5d
    IF Dx: Endo, hetero MTHFR mutation, poor morphology
    #1 IUI: 1/18/12 = BFN
    #1 IVF/ICSI 4/2/12 = 2 x 7-cell and 1 x 5-cell transferred (3dt) = BFP!!
    H was born at 41w2d on 12/29/12 - be still my heart!
    #2 IVF/ICSI 1/19/14 = 2 x 8 cells transferred (3dt) = BFP!! EDD 10/09/14
    M&W born at 37 weeks on 9/18/14 - I am the momma of 3 boys!!!

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    Freaking hilarious....my favorite part is the fecal matter on the ceiling....lmao....
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  • adoxyinherearadoxyinherear member
    My friend just shared this with me today, too! So funny.
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