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June 2013 Moms
flerlgirl
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Confessions of a quick urinator
flerlgirl
member
I am a fast urinator. Not sure if that's a real word but there is no other way to describe my power. My husband has admired this quality since we were dating.
When I bring my lunch to work and have to heat it up, I like to see if I can make it to the restroom and back by the time the timer goes off. Today, I am proud to say I set a new record for myself - 40 seconds.
Yesssssssssss.
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Re: Confessions of a quick urinator
Exactly... I even beat my husband most of the time. I'm like WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG but sometimes he has...digestive...issues so then I feel kinda bad
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
Me too! I'll beat my husband out of the restroom a lot of the time, it astounds him that it's possible. He also has Crohn's disease, so sometimes he takes longer then I feel bad for ribbing him.
Me and my DH have races. I always win...he doesn't have any issues accept a shy bladder! At least your men have a good reason! Poor guys! (side note...I totally just spelled bladder: Blatter and had to think "why is that wrong?")
We have races, too. Whoever wins gets to use the "better" bathroom (aka the one with the soap that smells so awesome that I should just buy another one butttt I never do) the next time they have to go.
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
~~~BFP 10/9/12, EDD 6/17/13~~~
I can respect that. Infrequent urination still puts you the "Quick Pee" list in my book.
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
Thanks! I used to pride myself as a child on the fact that I could survive an 8 hour flight and not use the airline bathrooms. I still hate using them but I doubt I could survive an 8 hour flight without going once anymore.
This! People always look at me weird when I am waiting for them for several minutes...I can't figure out what is taking them so long!
Sometimes I feel like its a conspiracy or something...do people just like sitting in there?
~~~BFP 10/9/12, EDD 6/17/13~~~
The worst part about waiting is that I feel like a total creeper. A grown woman waiting outside the bathroom, looking up all excited every time someone comes out... weird.
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
Laugh..maybe try to not look so excited...
btw, love baby's name!
~~~BFP 10/9/12, EDD 6/17/13~~~
Can I take this to a whole new level? TMI warning?
I used to be a fast #2-er. First time my husband figured it out he said "there's no way, you just peed, right?" and eventually became something he was jealous about. I'm efficient, darn it!
Not anymore. I miss those days.
As for the fast urinating, I've been in the bathroom at work washing my hands and someone will come in and I SWEAR "pissing like a racehorse" is the only thing I can think of.
But the excited look is my favorite part. And thank you
I'm not new. I just hate The Bump.
EDD 07/29/2017