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Ultimatum to my GI tract: a haiku

danieleandwaynedanieleandwayne member
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                     what happened to you?

       blocked to runs in hours: drugs fail

                                             knock it the hell off

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"You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was." 
        -- Abraham Lincoln
 

                           Me:39  MH:39 
DD born 6/1/2013 after 15 months of TTC with one loss.    
TTC #2: BFP 4/22 but stalled growth and no HB at 9w3d on 5/30        

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Re: Ultimatum to my GI tract: a haiku

  • technigirltechnigirl

    LOL!  I imagine your GI tract would reply something like this:

    You got me knocked up

    I try too hard then hold back

     Don't know what to do

    :)

    Melissa 

     

    Me - 38 DH - 38 DD - 2 pregnancy
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  • kat1221kat1221 member
    Love it.  Not the GI issue...the haiku;)
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  • danuli8danuli8 member
    Danielle and Melissa, you are both awesome! Thanks for the laugh.
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    Over-40 parents...what we lack in vigor, we make up for with cunning.
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  • AmyM72AmyM72 member
    Ha! This made my day!
    About me:AMA 41 BFP 8/1/12 EDD 4/8/12 Found no Heartbeat 9/5/12 D&C 9/12/12

    BFP 12/13/12 EDD 8/22/13 Lilah Ruby born 8/8/13

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  • danieleandwaynedanieleandwayne member

    (Melissa: nice one!)

    All I have to say is that it would have been a very different haiku if I had managed to find, anytime in the past 3 days, where the hell my pregnant brain misplaced my Colace bottle... (I shudder to think)

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    "You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was." 
            -- Abraham Lincoln
     

                               Me:39  MH:39 
    DD born 6/1/2013 after 15 months of TTC with one loss.    
    TTC #2: BFP 4/22 but stalled growth and no HB at 9w3d on 5/30        

    <a href="http://www.fertilityfriend.com/home/3a2798" style="font-size:smaller;" >
    <br /> My Ovulation Chart</a>
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  • emikatemikat member
    Yes
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    TTC 10/11. IUI 2/12. BFP 3/8/12. 4/26/12 missed mc. RE consult 5/17/12. IVF #1 ER 7/13/12 53R, 41M ICSIed, 32F, 8 5d, 6 6d blasts - all PGD/frozen. PGD results 1 normal M and 1 normal F, 1 maybe M. FET 9/6, transferred 1 F embie. Beta 9/15 BFN. FET#2 planned for 11/2012 put off until 2013. Surprise BFP 11/21/12!! My son was born on 7/24/13!

    FET 4/28/2015 - Transferred 1 M embie. 5/6/15 BFP!

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  • nawlinsgrlnawlinsgrl member
    I feel your pain.  I was backed up for a month this pregnancy, something I did experience before.  Apparently apple juice helps.  I'm not sure if it's a coincidence or not, but a few days after I started drinking a glass every day or two, things returned to normal, and thankfully have remained that way ever since.
    10/10: Married; 5/11: Dx: Blocked Fallopian Tube; 7/11: D&C/Hysteroscopy to remove polyp
    IVF #1: 9/11: ER: 12R, 11M, 10F, No Frosties; 5dt: 2 blasts, 1 morula; DD born 6/3/12
    IVF #2: 11/12-12/12: ER: 20R, 20M, 16F, 4 Frosties; 5dt: 3 blasts, DS born 8/9/13
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