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You know you're a Mom when...

Yasiris1105Yasiris1105 member
in September 2011 Moms
you know how to repeat something over and over and over and over again with the same patience from the begining just because it makes your LO laugh.

What else?
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  • sami1784sami1784 member
    You find silence to be very suspicious.  When R is silent, it usually means he's trying to get into something he's not supposed to be in, so he's trying to be sneaky about it.  However, he often gives himself away by giggling.

     So there's this boy. He kinda stole my heart. He calls me "Mom"

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  • GingerNessGingerNess member

    imageEmpireMomof3:
    You like to pick boogies out of someone elses nose.

    Ooooh I second this! It's like a game :)

     

    When you get covered it poop, pee, or puke without evening batting an eye. 

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  • Yasiris1105Yasiris1105 member
    imageEmpireMomof3:
    You like to pick boogies out of someone elses nose.
    Hahahahaha this is actually true!!! And when you get it is like "WHOAAAA!!! I DID IT!!!!"
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  • Yasiris1105Yasiris1105 member
    When you know most of the babies and kids songs but you turn on the radio and notice that ALL tge songs they play you have never heard of them. [at least that's my case]
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  • carolyn6609carolyn6609 member
    When you leave the house and find Cheerios stuck to your sleeve later! :/

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  • ldcoffelldcoffel member
    You haven't slept in 15 months.

    Your purse and pockets are filled with trinkets.

    You can't go potty without company.
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  • Yasiris1105Yasiris1105 member
    Toys R Us [or somerhing along those lines] becomes one of your favorite stores. Hahahahahaha
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  • vaoharavaohara member
    imageEmpireMomof3:
    You like to pick boogies out of someone elses nose.
    . LOL! LO is snotty lately and I have taken over bath time from DH just to get the boogies myself! I saw this on FB but, when changing from flannel pajamas to black yoga pants and t shirt is considered getting dressed! That sums up my life.
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  • CMheart1011CMheart1011 member

    A typical day includes vacuuming Cheerios out of the living room rug twice, cleaning peanut butter out of a toddler's hair and bellybutton, getting your foot peed on while running bath water, and dancing in the kitchen while cooking to distract a LO from getting frustrated that she can't get the kitchen cabinets open.

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  • Broadway11Broadway11
    You can fish poop out of the tub like its no big deal.
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  • becasmecabecasmeca member
    Your house looks like a shrine of LO!

    You fall asleep then wake up because you miss your baby. So you gracefully open the nursery door, get on your hands and knees and just watch your sleeping beauty.

    Panty liners are really cool sticky sticky stickers!



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  • manda26manda26 member
    You catch puke right from your kids mouth without blinking an eye or getting grosser out
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  • Yasiris1105Yasiris1105 member
    imagemanda26:
    You catch puke right from your kids mouth without blinking an eye or getting grosser out
    YES! Although now that it looks and smell more like big people's vomit I'm getting grossed out with it.
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  • shelovesfrodoshelovesfrodo member
    ...someone taking an explosive poop in the tub doesn't ruin your whole day.
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  • linzicalinzica member

    Anytime there is a loud noise you hiss and wait for the baby to start crying.

    you case the joint when you're bringing you LO in

    Suddenly your meal planning seems like a life and death decision.

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  • Ms5586Ms5586 member

    Hahaha these are all too true!

    - When you go to work in a ponytail, glasses, and no makeup because it means spending extra time with LO in the morning (yep, that's me today - J wanted to read books this morning, over and over again)

    - When you are singing along to a kids cd or radio station, AFTER you've already dropped them at daycare

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  • ldcoffelldcoffel member
    imageExpectantSteelerFan:

    You walk into a room after your LO has been quietly playing by themselves for 30 minutes to find they had been emptying a kleenex box one by one, and you see the mess and consider it well worth it for 30 minutes of peace.

    When you meet up with friends they pick stickers off your back before you walk into a restaurant.  

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  • CottonCotton member

    Dinner cleanup now consists of wiping down not only the top of the kitchen table, but also the underside and the chairs.

    Trip to the dentist (or OB or oil change) without kids is as relaxing as a day at the spa. Please let them be running behind schedule.

    In the lovey area: love watching the kids sleep at any hour, hearing them giggling with each other is like music to my ears and being woken in the night by a newborn (first couple weeks) is like Christmas morning!

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