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October 2011 Moms
missyishere
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Facts of life
missyishere
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Fact: Since there is no Monday night football any longer, DH is watching Antiques Roadshow.
Fact: My dog licking her own browneye is the most disgusting sound on earth.
Parenting Floozie Brigades official motto: We welcome to you the board with open legs. Also, open beers. ~@cinemagoddess
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Re: Facts of life
FACT: I am bitter that DH has business dinners EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK. Not because he won't be here to help me, but because I am jealous I am not getting wined and dined.
FACT: I just drowned my sorrows in a bowl of Frosted Flakes. It was delicious!
Fact: who needs football when you have the bachelor!
Fact: I haven't moved from the couch since dinner. ABC Family sucked me in. I'm watching 'Bunheads' now, and my childhood dream of being a ballerina is emerging again. Damn my clumsiness.
Fact: I need to just gtf to bed, but my couch and fireplace are way cozy on this cold cold night. Plus, DH is going to want some, and I'm so not in the mood. Avoidance at its finest. I need to just go give it up.
Fact: I totally just made pizza dough so that I could eat it raw. I tried to make cookie dough, but I was out of butter.
Fact: DH and I haven't had sex in longer than I'd like to admit.
Fact: I have been in the mood lately, but I'm waiting for him to make the move. If he doesn't by this weekend, I'm getting a bottle of wine and going for it.
Fact: DH shrieked like a little girl when he saw it and that made it better instantly somehow.
Fact: I know I have to put out when DH is getting turned on by me wearing a flannel pj set.
Fact: I'm going to go visit my mom 1.5 hours away with DD, just so I can get some relaxation and perhaps sleep in. I'm currently thinking of a reason for DH of why we are up and leaving for a few days. I'm just exhausted.
Fact: I'm going to punch my FIL. He came over this evening; hoarded our TV, made MH wait on him and just used our master bathroom and didn't wash his hands....VOMIT.
Flannel means neglige in Canada, right?
Apparently. Well, I have to say that we only tried once since Aidan was born and that was bad.
I do look cute in my fluffy flannels though.
Fact: mh and I have probably only spent 10 minutes or less alone besides sleeping in a month.
Well, its something I do. I'm probably weird. I like most doughs raw. Cookie dough, pizza dough, biscuit dough, pancake batter. Yes... I'm weird!!
I get cookie dough...pizza though? I need to try.
Fact: I just had some sexy time
Fact: It was only because I think I'm ovulating. I rewarded DH by making him pudding.
Fact: We ate it while watching The Biggest Loser
Its pretty good! And no eggs.
FACT: I just read both of these to SO and he laughed hysterically.
FACT: Owning a automatic espresso machine was probably the BEST idea SO and I have ever had....it's right up there with having Gator. The espresso machine and Gator are our two favorite things. This thing is frucking amazing!!!!
Sounds like Elsa's been hittin' the espresso machine tonight lol
You gave him a reward for sex? Isn't sex a reward just by itself? lol
FACT: I am not allowed to as I have had some this morning and am doing DietBet so I have to watch my calorie intake. But I did post a pic of my new BFF.
You would think, but he has been whining about his effed up back and neck. It was still good for me though.
What exactly does breaking in a lipstick entail? I'm intrigued.
FACT: after the craziness the past few days, I was wondering if you were going to take a bumpcation since I didn't see you for a bit. Ha!
ANOTHER FACT FOR BLU: it's January.....bust out that calendar. Lol
Well, it's good to see what a lipstick looks like on your lips. But honestly, men are far more interested in seeing what it looks like on their penis.