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Oh poop!

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in September 2011 Moms

 New complex!!!

Feces:

"body's solid waste: the body's solid waste matter, composed of undigested food, bacteria, water, and bile pigments and discharged from the bowel through the anus" (taken from bing.com)

All of the bathroom talk has me wondering what is the "proper", "best" or good enough" way to talk about what happens on the toilet!

Should I say ?

"...Mommy is discharging compounds of solid waste" or " your diaper is full of compounds of solid waste"

"...Mommy is having a stool" or "you had a stool"

"...Mommy is taking a poop" or "you took a poop"

"..."Mommy is experiencing high volumes of feces at the moment" or I am sure you follow!

I think explaining it as taking a dump, dropping the kids off, or stinking up the house is out of the question! Certainly I would NEVER say I was taking a "sheet"!

SO. What do you call "poop" in your house?

I asked Bo today if he was taking a "poo-poo"? WHAT? who am I?

HELP!!!!! I need poop help!

P.S.

This is a complete joke. The "potty" stage is so close, so I wanted to get a take of what you call a #2 in your house Stick out tongue or what some of you parental scholars know about the best way to communicate this bodily function with LO.

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Re: Oh poop!

  • manda26manda26 member
    I was getting really worried about you until I read it was a joke....

    We call it poop, poopie, poo poo or poop a loop.... have no clue where the last one came from other then I like to make up words to annoy DH
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    imagemanda26:
    I was getting really worried about you until I read it was a joke.... We call it poop, poopie, poo poo or poop a loop.... have no clue where the last one came from other then I like to make up words to annoy DH

    "poop. Poop a loop, bring your green hat!"

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  • GVSU-04GVSU-04 member
    We call it poop. For everyone in the house.
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  • becasmecabecasmeca member

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    We ask E if she's going poo poo. She will now sometimes come tell us she did if she was playing in another room.

    WOW! Smart girl! Bo just goes about his day!

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  • ldcoffelldcoffel member

    We say poop or poopy.

    i used to nanny for a family that called it a BM.  

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  • jen4nyjen4ny member
    We call it poop in this house (or poopy or poo poo sometimes to A). 
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  • linzicalinzica member
    poop or doo doo
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  • babybmombabybmom member
    Poop. We've been talking about poop since our dog was a puppy. "Did Roxy poop? Can you take Roxy for a poop? Roxy's poop looked weird this morning".
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  • Yasiris1105Yasiris1105 member
    Actually call it poop hahaha I talked to him spanish, but I actually tell him when he has pooped "You're pooped! You're pooped!" Hahahahahaha and he laugh.
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  • GVSU-04GVSU-04 member
    imagebecasmeca:

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    We ask E if she's going poo poo. She will now sometimes come tell us she did if she was playing in another room.

    WOW! Smart girl! Bo just goes about his day!


    same with J. He poops and then keeps playing. Potty training is going to be awesome.
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  • Ms5586Ms5586 member

    imageGVSU-04:
    We call it poop. For everyone in the house.

    Us too.

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