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killmepls · January 2013

Okay here is my AE so I can explain my new sexual issue without errant realtives showing up. Hopefully...

I will preface this by saying it's only happened twice but it's really freaking me out. But since giving birth, my g-spot apparently shifted or something. Which is good. Cause it's always ncie when that becomes more accessible

But now when I orgasm from it, I have like full on porn star squirting accompanying the moment. Which was never the case previously. And it seriously make me want to crawl in a hole and die. The first time it happened I left the room to clean up yelling, "Just so you know, I did NOT pee on you!" and DH's response was "Umm... okay." We never spoke of it again. I figured it was a fluke.

Then it happened again a few days ago. Neither of us said a word. I feel like I should but I just can't. It makes me want to die. Why I can't bring it up when he's seen me rip in half and shoot a placenta halfway across the room I don't know.

Please tell me someone else is having bizarre sexual issues since birth?

On the bright side my new BCP seem to have brought my normal sex drive back for the first time since I got pregnant. But now I'm scared of what that means...LOL!

MrsCase1 · January 2013

Well, I can't relate but you have my sympathies. Anything sex related that causes problems sucks.

However, I think you're looking at this wrong. I'm pretty sure you just described a muchsought after talent!!! I think you're a rock star! so, did your husband act mortified or impressed with himself? I would totally play it off like, "You stud! Look what you did!"

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

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Rachey1082 · January 2013

Mrs Case:
Well, I can't relate but you have my sympathies. Anything sex related that causes problems sucks.

However, I think you're looking at this wrong. I'm pretty sure you just described a muchsought after talent!!! I think you're a rock star! so, did your husband act mortified or impressed with himself? I would totally play it off like, "You stud! Look what you did!"

I agree!! You are your DH's pornstar! He should be thrilled.

JaysonandKristin · January 2013

Female ejaculation is TOTALLY normal. Not pornstar-ish or anything.

Some don't, some do... Some climax from clitoral stimulation, others g-spot others nipple... We're all different, but female ejaculation is not weird.

eatmorecupcakes · January 2013

I'd much prefer that to the fact that on at least one occasion since giving birth I have full on farted during sex. Not because I couldn't hold it in,but because I literally had no idea that it was on it's way out. At least yours is a legit response to sexual stimulation.

I kind of had a feeling that this is what it was. Totally nothing to be embarrassed about at all and like JandK said, TOTALLY normal!!!

NotSharknado · January 2013

I'm jealous. I still don't know where my g spot is..........

CootieQueen170 · January 2013

shanado:
I'm jealous. I still don't know where my g spot is..........

LOL! But yea, same here.

OP, you're totally normal. It's not porn star related, lots of non-porn stars do it too. I really think you should just talk to your H, and be like, "Okay, well besides the baby one other good thing came out of this (pun intended) and explain the situation. My SO would love if that happened, takes all the guess work out of it lol.

Jelliebean1982 · January 2013

Dude. This is way better than vaginal prolapse! You just tell your DH he must be doing something right because not all women have such incredible Os.

Rachey1082 · January 2013

I wasn't saying pornstar in a negative light. It was more of a wink wink that's fun way, as in, I wasn't really serious. There are a lot of women who have trouble with these things, and have a hard time getting there at all after childbirth, myself included. I think your DH should be really happy and maybe you should have a fun talk about it.

tandb2010 · January 2013

My ex used to be able to get me to squirt all the time. Not so much with DH. But it's ok. I didn't like it much either. Not because of the way it made me feel but it was craptastic to clean up after.
But yes it is normal.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · January 2013

Well, since we're all sharing...

I've squirted a grand total of twice in the 13 years I've been with DH. While he was thrilled, I totally understand OP's reaction. I didn't like it, and it felt totally porn star-ish to me (not in a good way). Despite the fact that it IS natural, it did not FEEL natural to me. Good thing we had the lights off because I'm pretty sure the look on my face would have ruined the moment for DH.

Just to say that OP, I know what you mean and I wish I had some good advice for you. Maybe some desensitizing lube (does such a thing even exist?) or something? If it was a recurring issue for me, I think I would seek out the help of a therapist to either A) learn not to hate it so much learn to keep it from happening.

Good luck ::hugs::

BabyQuizzle · January 2013

This has heppenes to me more after giving birth than before. And I too always feel like I peed and then want to get outta there as fast as I can too.

Winomama · January 2013

If it makes you feel better, my husband has recently started LOOKING for ways to make me squirt. Hasn't happened to me yet, and I have to admit I am a little uncomfortable about it, but it really really turns him on.

JaysonandKristin · January 2013

Kimbus22:
Well since I can't remember how to sign into my AE (Apparently all of this stealth stuff is not up my alley!) thank you. I feel better knowing it's not just me. Even if apparently only post-childbirth might be just me.
I had two drinks and finally blurted out something about it to DH last night. And yes, I was obsessing over nothing. He thought it was cool and was proud of himself
And yes, much better than prolapse. Thank you for convincing me to stop being a baby. I feel a lot better now

I can't believe it was you!! I don't think I would've guessed you. ;P

Good for you for putting a little liquid courage in you and getting down to discuss the dirty!!

I cannot imagine being embarrassed in front of Jay for just about anything. We're disgustingly open and candid with each other. I hope that you're more comfortable with this aspect of your sex life now.

Duffgurl · January 2013

No need to be embarrassed. This is something to be happy about IMO. Just relax and enjoy ;-)

WashingtonQueen · January 2013

Kimbus22:
Well since I can't remember how to sign into my AE (Apparently all of this stealth stuff is not up my alley!) thank you. I feel better knowing it's not just me. Even if apparently only post-childbirth might be just me.
I had two drinks and finally blurted out something about it to DH last night. And yes, I was obsessing over nothing. He thought it was cool and was proud of himself
And yes, much better than prolapse. Thank you for convincing me to stop being a baby. I feel a lot better now

After you slipped the first time, I felt bad about my mini AE fail call out so I edited it out. haha

Glad you feel better Big Smile

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha · January 2013

eatmorecupcakes:
I'd much prefer that to the fact that on at least one occasion since giving birth I have full on farted during sex. Not because I couldn't hold it in,but because I literally had no idea that it was on it's way out.

DH and I were talking the other night, and we both confessed to each other that one of our greatest sex-related fear was to let one rip while doing the deed. lol It hasn't happened yet but it has come very close on more than one occasion.

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