A parenting tip (learn from my fail)

twentyeightlegs · January 2013

When picking up your kid, and taking off their diaper so they can have no-pants time b/c of a gnarly diaper rash, make sure said child did not *just* sneaky drop a deuce (had checked before you went pee just a minute ago) so that turds will not fall out the diaper, onto your foot and floor and get on your shirt.

I hope that my personal tragedy [will not affect my ability to do good hair... wait, wrong line] will prevent such horrors in the future.

(also, hello, parenting. this board makes me LOL a lot, and 10 points if you know what movie that line came from)

nancy30005 · January 2013

Oh no. Thanks for the heads up, though!

Steel Magnolias?

NotSharknado · January 2013

twentyeightlegs:
When picking up your kid, and taking off their diaper so they can have nopants time b/c of a gnarly diaper rash, make sure said child did not just sneaky drop a deuce had checked before you went pee just a minute ago so that turds will
not fall out the diaper, onto your foot
and floor and get on your
shirt.nbsp;I hope that my
personal tragedynbsp;[will not affect
my ability to do good hair... wait, wrong
line] will prevent such horrors in the
future.nbsp;also, hello,
parenting. this board makes me LOL a
lot, and 10 points if you know what
movie that line came
fromnbsp;

Ah, yes, the good ol poop bomb. Welcome. Don't Mess With The Zohan?

NotSharknado · January 2013

Don't know why I quoted you.

RondackHiker · January 2013

Hello! I will only say what that quote is from if you promise it's real bump points. They may mean nothing, but I still want them.

RondackHiker · January 2013

shanado:
Don't know why I quoted you.

To give her more points.

twentyeightlegs · January 2013

Steel Magnolias wins it!

Your points are in the mail. Don't cash it till the first though.

NotSharknado · January 2013

RondackHiker:
shanado:
Don't know why I quoted you.

To give her more points.

I forgot about the point system.

[Deleted User] · January 2013

nancy30005:
Oh no. Thanks for the heads up, though!
Steel Magnolias?

Sounds like Steel Magnolias to me!

Welcome OP! Sorry about the poo though.

RondackHiker · January 2013

Scout2005:
Steel magnolias.

Top Five best movies ever.

Do you happen to know if it is on Netflix? I want to watch it now.

snowybride08 · January 2013

Urg. Sounds gross!

Eleventy11 · January 2013

twentyeightlegs:
I hope that my personal tragedynbsp;[will not affect my ability to do good hair... wait, wrong line] will prevent such horrors in the future.nbsp;

I actually lived in Natchitoches when they were filming the movie. It was awesome. My husband refuses to watch it with me because I know every single line.

MamatoA2010 · January 2013

Been there done that!

MrsCodeMonkey · January 2013

Been there...done that. Well, it just hit the floor and avoided my clothes, but there was a moment where I thought "hey, there's *** on the bathroom floor."

LoveBeingAWife33008 · January 2013

I read it twice and laughed harder the second time.

Kitiara5512 · January 2013

Nice intro. Hi. And too late, C has done that immediately after a diaper change and wrestling on the pants and shoes.

twentyeightlegs · January 2013

Spooko:
Did the little turdlettes go rolling out of sight? That's the worst.

It plopped. Fiber, yo.

That did happen to me last week. I knew there was poo in the diaper and that little bastard just popped out like some m effing popcorn and hit my hand. I actually yelled "OH GOD IT TOUCHED MY HAND".... E started laughing. I think she was proud of herself.

Lotsofloveandkids · January 2013

Aw, thanks for the tip!

hokiemel7 · January 2013

If it makes you feel any better while putting DD on the potty I took her diaper off and a little something fell unnoticed and somehow got tucked under the bath mat. At some point I stepped on it because my husband noticed something dirty on my foot. Paid no attention. Next day I noticed the turd half under the mat and just had to laugh. Ah the joys of parenting.

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