So, I just started my new job yesterday. For the last weeks I've been really nervous about it. Not just because its unfamiliar work, but because I'm notorious for getting sick at inopportune times. Well, just as I'd feared, I'm home today on what should have been my second day at the new job, and I'm stuck in the bathroom with a bucket in my lap. I think I caught a norovirus because it came on so suddenly and because I'm having violent, VIOLENT explosions from both ends. I can't believe this. I've worked for my new boss for exactly 1 day, and I have to call and tell her I'm barfing and $hitting my brains out. Awesome.
Any good remedies or advice?
Re: Worst luck ever (TMI)
I think I've passed the worst of it. The north end isn't giving me trouble anymore, so re-hydration has commenced. I even held down a little yogurt. I had this last year too and ended up needing IV fluids. I would have probably gone to the ER last night if we'd had someone to watch E or if I thought there was a change that I could drive there myself.
I've got my bleach wipes. I'm hoping that a thick coat of disinfectant will keep DH and E from catching this!
Glad you are holding down fluids and some yogurt. I hope you are feeling better very soon and YH and E don't get it too.
As an aside, did you know that Clorox Wipes don't have bleach in them? I think they should do consumers a favor and change the name of the wipes since the name Clorox is associated with their bleach.
No joke? What a pisser! I won't waste my money on them anymore.
Such a bummer. I'm glad your new boss is understanding, though. Feel better soon.
Burned by the Bear