For 7 nights of uninterrupted sleep, would you trade...?

Rachelilly23 · December 2012

Mobile: For 7 night of uninterrupted sleep, would you trade...?

Anal sex?

DH is a big fan, and I can't stand it, but when I asked him earlier if he would be on baby duty for a night so I can sleep (since I woke up sick today and feel like crap), he said he'd trade me 7 nights, to use whenever I want to use them, for one time having anal. I just remember that the last time we did it that I swore there was nothing ever in this good world that could convince me to do it again LOL. BUT 7 nights of sleep?!?! I EBF, so it's an even bigger deal since LO is still waking up twice a night to eat...

So I'm curious and it just got me thinking...WWOMD (What would October Mamas do)???

kplaxco85 · December 2012

This made me almost pee my pants! My husband is laughing so hard, he's scaring the baby! That being said, yes I'd do it! But I'm a ho. And I'd be a big ol ho for 7 nights of sleep!

talandree · December 2012

I can't stand it either, but I would definitely trade 7 nights for the one time

Sleep is so hard to come by these days!

tbone_bride · December 2012

I say get the sleep first. If DH can do it for 7 nights, then he's worthy of the deed. If not you are off the hook. Win win for you. If he doesn't make it, at least you will get 1 night of sleep!

elfchique · December 2012

I'd do that in a NY minute.

candaceleigh21 · December 2012

Oohh thats a tough call.....but yeaaa I guess I probably would haha

elfchique · December 2012

Although I have to say it's somewhat douchey of your hubby to not take one night of baby duty when you're sick.

danienross · December 2012

Uh probably not. Thankfully DH isn't into it either. However I'm sure he'd deliver that kind of deal for a BJ and I'd probably do that. That said how is he going to take the whole night if you EBF? Am I missing something?

Rachelilly23 · December 2012

elfchique:
Although I have to say it's somewhat douchey of your hubby to not take one night of baby duty when you're sick.

I know, right? He's always trying to get something out of doing me a favor... that's another post though. But really, he does a lot to help out usually, so he deserves a reward here and there.

Rachelilly23 · December 2012

danienross:
Uh probably not. Thankfully DH isn't into it either. However I'm sure he'd deliver that kind of deal for a BJ and I'd probably do that. That said how is he going to take the whole night if you EBF? Am I missing something?

Freezer stash.

projectbaby2012 · December 2012

Negotiate for 10 nights

elfchique · December 2012

Rachelilly23:
elfchique:
Although I have to say it's somewhat douchey of your hubby to not take one night of baby duty when you're sick.
I know, right? He's always trying to get something out of doing me a favor... that's another post though. But really, he does a lot to help out usually, so he deserves a reward here and there.

I have a policy of not talking about sex on the internet but I will make an exception here.

Lube. Wine. Warm up. Lots of all three.

elfchique · December 2012

projectbaby2012:
Negotiate for 10 nights

I like the way you think, mama.

Rachelilly23 · December 2012

elfchique:
projectbaby2012:
Negotiate for 10 nights
I like the way you think, mama.

DH wants to veto that, but I'm not sure he will. I think he wants it THAT bad.

ThatWasAHoot · December 2012

No way, dude. That is a one way street. Poop comes out of there, so I don't know why guys are so obsessed with it. Gross.

clrgrdfrk · December 2012

Heck yea. But like pp.. negotiate more nights.

Olivebeinmamma · December 2012

ThatWasAHoot:
No way, dude.nbsp; That is a one way street.nbsp; Poop comes out of there, so I don't know why guys are so obsessed with it.nbsp; Gross.

THIS!!!

PixelPosy · January 2013

Rachelilly23:
Mobile: For 7 night of uninterrupted sleep, would you trade...?
Anal sex?
DH is a big fan, and I can't stand it, but when I asked him earlier if he would be on baby duty for a night so I can sleep (since I woke up sick today and feel like crap), he said he'd trade me 7 nights, to use whenever I want to use them, for one time having anal. I just remember that the last time we did it that I swore there was nothing ever in this good world that could convince me to do it again LOL. BUT 7 nights of sleep?!?! I EBF, so it's an even bigger deal since LO is still waking up twice a night to eat...
So I'm curious and it just got me thinking...WWOMD (What would October Mamas do)???

Nope, DH has tried to barter this a lot over our 10 years together and I've never said yes to any deal. In this situation I've done what, almost 90 overnights? 7 nights of sleep, as glorious as that sounds, doesn't seem anywhere near enough. Anyway, I would expect DH to take any overnight I ask of him, this is his child too. Unfortunately I don't trust him to wake up for her, he sleeps like a log.

Vegasbb · January 2013

Yes! I guess this says how unbelievably tired I am.....

Rachelilly23 · January 2013

rachelmichelle1:
As a woman with IBS, I gotta say hell-to-the-naw. Ain't nothing going in that outbox, not even for a week of sleep! It already has such a complicated existence. :P

I actually have the same problem, but I'm STILL considering it lol.

Ziegeficker · January 2013

I read this to DH, and his eyes lit up like this was an option. But I'm STILL nursing a hemi from the birth, so, nope.

IAM3Bs · January 2013

I almost just spewed chili out of my nose LOL!

I hate it big time, DH doesn't even ask after we tried twice in the beginning, and I hated it still... But for 7 nights... I might consider it. MIGHT!

bellre · January 2013

For that, I'd go after 14 nights. For 7, I'd go with a bj a day. But then again, DH is willing to take the baby overnight occasionally as I ask him to so thankfully I don't have to make deals with the devil. 1 night a week pales in comparison to 7 tho....

AnotherPreggo · January 2013

I wouldn't do it, but that is because LO has been STTN for 2 weeks now haha. Do EBF babies usually not sleep through that young...? I EBF.

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