OL SUNDAY

bigbootyjudi · December 2012

OL stands for Open Letter. Aren't I creative? :P

Go for it.

bigbootyjudi · December 2012

Dear Robitussin,

Thanks for stopping the man cold in it's tracks. After two weeks of wisdom teeth hell, I'm not sure I could have handled it. Ain't nobody got time for that. Seriously.

Dear boss,

I'm not sure how many times I have to tell you that I have an infant or give you my school schedule. If I'm not at work, there's a reason...so no, I can't come to work for an hour on my day off so that you can check me off on skills I do every friggin day. Sure, I can bring my four month old, if you'd like to check me off on the ability to wipe puke off of my jeans. I don't get it. You have a Master's degree...but yet, you no comprende...POR QUE?!!!

Dear Luke Bryan,

You're ugly. I'm sorry. I just don't get it. What's a "leaving dress?" I'm sick of this song.

Love,

This old, tired bag.

mmdailey · December 2012

Dear Pets,

Stop crapping in my house, or you will find yourselves in the front yard with no collars.

Dear Friends and Relatives,

Stop picking days where my house is a mess and baby and I are in pj's to ask to come visit. It will always be no. Don't make me feel like a jerk for not doing the dishes on a Saturday.

Sincerely,

This cranky, old bat.

NerdyMama2 · December 2012

Dear Headache,

I'd appreciate if you went away so I could get back to my household duties.

Thanks

twoitalians · December 2012

anbeck4:

Dear Luke Bryan,

You're ugly. I'm sorry. I just don't get it. What's a "leaving dress?" I'm sick of this song.

Love,

This old, tired bag.

Oh comeon... Luke Bryan is a cutie! But yes, that song is annoying. However, I will shake it for him whenever he wants LOL

twoitalians · December 2012

Dear garage door,

We gave you a new opener now, will you please quit banging the heck around whenever you open or close?

Dear teething phase,

Please pass quickly. The excessive amounts of drool and chewing on fingers are causing DS to spit up waaaaaaay more. We just started him on Zantac to help his acid reflux. Lets give the poor little guy a break, k?

Sincerely,
Spit covered homeowner

AggieDaner · December 2012

Dear Muffin Top,

You're hurting my feelings, I want you to go away. I used to have dynamite abs and now I just have you and some stretch marks on my caboose. I hope going back to yoga makes you hit the road. I used to look cute in jeans, but you're ruining everything.

Floppily,
Aggie

Dear Fightin' Texas Aggies,

Please beat OU. Please, I've been such a good fan through all of our embarrassing sh!t seasons, I need this. If we win the cotton bowl and Bama wins the national championship, that will make me feel like WE'RE the champs. I love you 4eva, Ags. Wrap this one up for mama.

WHOOP,
Loyal class of '08 Alumn

Dear everyone on this board,

Thank you for laughing at my jokes and being awesome. I've been fighting some rough PPA, and as silly and trivial as it may seem, you guys being so cool to me has helped SO much. I love y'all so much I want to bake you a rainbow and stuff it with puppies and 3 hour naps. 3

PPH style,
Aggie

jessalynn521 · December 2012

Dear cells dividing in the ute,

You could just give me the same symptoms as your brother. I am being thrown for a loop with these symptoms I didn't have last time. Although I will thank you for no Morning sickness thus far.

Your very exhausted mother.

Dear us airways,

I will be super psyched if you get my flights right tomorrow. There is no need to screw my stuff up. I am travelling alone with a four month old thank you very much.

your customer who will lose her sh!t if we have a reapeat of 12/26.

Dear Husband,

You have blown my phone up and killed my battery every day since I have been here. I love you, and I know you are bored, but please give my phone a break!

Your wife who misses you too!

mollyxcate · December 2012

Dear Scale,

Please make a u turn. You are going the wrong way.

Sincerely,
I hardly ate any Christmas treats this year so I'm mad at the lack of progress mommy.

mmdailey · December 2012

CourtneyEPillar:
Dear Mutts, Please stop shaking and scratching yourselves at all hours of the night in our bedroom and howling in your sleep while you chase various imaginary woodland creatures. If you continue, I will shave your fur and humiliate you in front of the cats. I mean it. Not so lovingly, Dog mom

Ah! Send me a copy of this letter! If my dogs shake their collars while baby is sleeping one more time, they might have a permanent home in the garage!

ks3pink · December 2012

jessalynn521:
Dear cells dividing in the ute,You could just give me the same symptoms as your brother. I am being thrown for a loop with these symptoms I didn't have last time. Although I will thank you for no Morning sickness thus far.Your very exhausted mother.Dear us airways,I will be super psyched if you get my flights right tomorrow. There is no need to screw my stuff up. I am travelling alone with a four month old thank you very much.your customer who will lose her sh!t if we have a reapeat of 12/26.Dear Husband,You have blown my phone up and killed my battery every day since I have been here. I love you, and I know you are bored, but please give my phone a break!Your wife who misses you too!nbsp;

I hope they're not dividing too much for your sake! Sorry but that was my first thought!

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