Your Favorite Facebook Friend to make fun of

CaliVal · December 2012

For those on mobile: "Your Favorite Facebook Friend to make fun of"

So since its a slow Saturday I thought it would be the perfect time for us to share posts from the friends we keep for pure entertainment value.

Brownie points for examples!

CaliVal · December 2012

Here's mine... You may have seen the post I made about a certain friend I have throwing her own second baby shower at Hooters. She posts the most moronic things.

This one is just all kinds of wrong:

Lol well I know Lyrik is not racist. Her favorite show to watch is Little Bill. She loves to play with her black baby dolls over her white ones! And when we chose our elf she chose the black one! She just asked me if I could fix her stroller for her black baby! I thought it was the cutest thing! Poor Chow Mein is getting replaced.

She named an Asian looking baby doll Chow Mein. I love the option of being able to take things people say off your news feed. I can't believe she posts such idiotic things.

merricksmom · December 2012

That chick sounds like a trainwreck. My FB trainwreck friend is the one who does things for attention or because they're in style. Last year I predicted she would leave her husband for a woman. Not because she ever exhibited any attraction to women in the 20 years I have known her. But because the gay community has really become front and center with the marriage equality issue. Yeah. She's now a lesbian. She is just so predictable. If it will make her look "cool"...she will do it. She's been like this since 6th grade.

halvorsonl00 · December 2012

I'll call myself out. I'm that FB friend that posts 5873862 pictures of their kids a day. BUT, it's only because my grandparents live on the other side of the country and my grandma told me she checks FB twice a day to see if I post new pictures of the girls. I feel bad she can't see them, so I just post everything they do for her. Sorry to all you who are FB friends with me!

I have a few friends who don't know the difference between there and their. It drives me nuts.

ks3pink · December 2012

I don't have my own FB but I look at DH's occasionally. He has a girl who split from her husband, got engaged two months later, got married 2 weeks after the divorce was final and had a baby about 9 months later. The wedding was huge, Idk what she would have done if the divorce hadn't gone through. She complained get entire pregnancy about her "complications" yet she worked til the end. Today she said "ugh I don't have time to be sick. I have two kids!" I wanted to say "I have three and have been sick for a week. What's your point?" Christmas morning she slept until 8 am and said she was up early. Wtf?

halvorsonl00 · December 2012

BayleighPaws:
Anyone who posts relationship drama on fb gets my huge side eye. There is a time and a place for everything, Facebook is not the place to air your dirty laundry. My Facebook winner is a girl I've known since preschool. She is my age, 28. In the past 5 years, she had been with no less than 20 men. Which, whatever, I won't judge. But I'm talking fb relationship status stuff. Over the course of one week in 2011 she had 3 different relationships, complete with kissy fb profile pic. She has a 3 year old daughter... Maybe 4 now. I'm a Facebook stalker, In her profile pics alone, I counted 17 different men, all with the caption "our family" or "me, baby x and daddy". None of these pictures are actually the baby daddy. She still has every photo of every man she had been with in her fb life. Honestly, there are a lot of them. She started dating her current beau in may of last year... Engaged in June. I'm waiting for the fall out. It's her 4th engagement in as many years. Every few weeks or so there are the obligatory ambiguous relationship statuses "so done with his bs" or "you can't treat me like this" followed hours later by artistic Instagram photos of flowers or jewelry. I shudder for the mental health of that poor little girl.

I can not stand people like this. I hide their feeds or unfriend them. Also people who hold daily pity-parties for themselves.

AggieDaner · December 2012

She hasn't done it in a while, but I have a friend who was a serial vaguebooker for a long time. You know, when they REALLY want attention but don't want to flat out say they want it?

Sparkles McHamburger can't see the point anymore....

Sparkles McHamburger wishes she knew what to do....

Sparkles McHamburger can't believe it!

Annoying!

Rhomonk · December 2012

One of my FB friends created a facebook page for his fetus. Yup, even before his son was born. And he would write "Can't wait to meet you bud!" on the page. ICK. I side eye people who create facebook pages for their children.

DH's family in general are fun to be "friends"with. They love bringing the family drama on facebook, and then deleting posts, responding to posts. DH's cousin asked for a divorce in the middle of one $hit show FB drama fest.

nopegoat · December 2012

I've got this one girl that is 25yrs old, been married and divorced 3 times, engaged 6, and has a new guy like every other week. I think the best part was when her and her dude got tatoos of each others names and broke up a week later. Rejects..She has a daughter that is 6yrs old and I just feel horrible for her.

I am also an AW on facebook with pictures.

JayandEmm · December 2012

A girl I went to HS with posts the most ridiculous crap. She typez lIKE dis and hashtags everything with proudsinglemom. For example; "Wint ta work todayzz workd haf da day gotta MAKE DAT munneyyy for Zaleek cuz hiz daddy in jail and don't pay nuttn! proudsinglemom"

H and I make fun of her a lot. We'll randomly say "proudsinglemom" at the end of our sentence.

CaliVal · December 2012

The fetus one kills.me. That's just too much!!

I have a friend from highschool who was with her bf now husband for 7 years before they got married. For a year before her wedding she'd post all this crap about how her wedding is going to be magical and rainbows and blah blah bah. I figured after she got married all of it would stop.

It has not stopped. She started a blog called "the life of a wife" with her recipes and how they work through their issues and a bunch of other nonsense I can't believe she thinks other people care about. She posts daily pictures of the food she cooks and then she'll say things like, "I'm such a good little wifey! H is going to love this! I loved every hour of the 7 hours it took me thinking about the look on his face when he takes a bite." Along with how she misses her H everytime he walks out the door.

I secretly hope they are miserable together because I can't fathom being THAT into a relationship.

Cbarajas08 · December 2012

Mine is a cousin. She has been educated in the US her whole life yet can't seem to write a post that is grammatically correct. She will write posts like "I am so grained" meaning I am so drained. Another one is "I can't wait for the brake to spend time with my family". She is also one of those people who doesn't know the difference between you're and your.

My sister and I always make fun of her posts.

CaliVal · December 2012

JayandEmm:
A girl I went to HS with posts the most ridiculous crap. She typez lIKE dis and hashtags everything with proudsinglemom. For example; "Wint ta work todayzz workd haf da day gotta MAKE DAT munneyyy for Zaleek cuz hiz daddy in jail and don't pay nuttn! proudsinglemom"

H and I make fun of her a lot. We'll randomly say "proudsinglemom" at the end of our sentence.

I hate when people use hash tags on FB!!!

halvorsonl00 · December 2012

This girl drives me bonkers:

Hey guys come get your hair cut cuz I am BORED you know you need one were open tell 6pm ;-)
Holla at cha girl

I sh!t you not, I copied and pasted that. She even graduated high school.

Tula214 · December 2012

CaliVal:
Here's mine... You may have seen the post I made about a certain friend I have throwing her own second baby shower at Hooters. She posts the most moronic things.

This one is just all kinds of wrong:

Lol well I know Lyrik is not racist. Her favorite show to watch is Little Bill. She loves to play with her black baby dolls over her white ones! And when we chose our elf she chose the black one! She just asked me if I could fix her stroller for her black baby! I thought it was the cutest thing! Poor Chow Mein is getting replaced.

She named an Asian looking baby doll Chow Mein. I love the option of being able to take things people say off your news feed. I can't believe she posts such idiotic things.

I think I remember you posting about her before. I wish I could remember specifics, but I hid most posts.

There is one girl who is ku right now, her BD got out of jail not long ago, and she posted a status tonight, "whys it so hard to be happy!?? And stay happy????!!"

Someone replied, "if We were meant to be happy all the time, weed would be a dietary staple!"

She then writes, "weed mmmmm"

Really? I'm so sorry for her baby.

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