oh Walmart...

tjkdlhb · December 2012

So... doing the last odds and ends of shopping yesterday...

and This lady comes up to me and starts ohhing and awing over DD. Then she asks me

Crazy Lady: "doesn't your mouth just water when you look at babies?!?"

Me: (thinking hell - no) but wanting to be polite "maybe"

CL: Don't you just want to suck on her cheeks?

(At this point I'm thinking that she means kiss them, but wasn't great with wording)

Me:um... maybe?!?

CL: I used to suck on my babies cheeks all the time. I'd give them hickeys.

Me (slowly backing away): Oh...

CL: Yeah, one time when my girl was 5, I forgot and sucked on her cheek and ended up getting called into the principal's office because she told the teacher that's how she got the bruise.

Me: Oh I've got to go find my husband.....

willadieselstm · December 2012

tjkdlhb:
So... doing the last odds and ends of shopping yesterday...
and This lady comes up to me and starts ohhing and awing over DD. Then she asks me
Crazy Lady: "doesn't your mouth just water when you look at babies?!?"
Me: (thinking hell - no) but wanting to be polite "maybe"
CL: Don't you just want to suck on her cheeks?
(At this point I'm thinking that she means kiss them, but wasn't great with wording)
Me:um... maybe?!?
CL: I used to suck on my babies cheeks all the time. I'd give them hickeys.
Me (slowly backing away): Oh...
CL: Yeah, one time when my girl was 5, I forgot and sucked on her cheek and ended up getting called into the principal's office because she told the teacher that's how she got the bruise.
Me: Oh I've got to go find my husband.....

UM... CREEPY!