Just the FACTS, Ma'am...

Chunstad · December 2012

Having 3 hours all to myself while DH and DS go out shopping his pure heaven. FACT

Having DH let DS fall asleep in the car (even for 10 minutes) and having DS refuse any subsequent naps at home is hell. FACT

missyishere · December 2012

Nora decided to take a dump while lying in bed for her second nap, subsequently resulting in no afternoon nap. It's going to be an early bed time for her.

Chunstad · December 2012

missyleaferg:
Nora decided to take a dump while lying in bed for her second nap, subsequently resulting in no afternoon nap. It's going to be an early bed time for her.

Dumps+Naps=not fun times. FACT

missyishere · December 2012

Chunstad:
missyleaferg:
Nora decided to take a dump while lying in bed for her second nap, subsequently resulting in no afternoon nap. It's going to be an early bed time for her.
Dumps+Naps=not fun times.  FACT

receiving a giant toy from ILs for Nora is obnoxious FACT

ETA: better wording.

emunbalanced · December 2012

I got judged by my fakehippy, but realbiitchy SIL today for giving DD a snack of goldfish crackers and a plum organic fruit/veggie pouch today while we were visiting our grandfatherinlaw in the hospital. Her 10 mo old son was starving and begging for food because we hadn't had lunch and it was getting late, but she told me he could go hungry rather than eat something like THAT when I offered her a pouch for him. FACT. And VENT.

I hate this chick. FACT.

About five years ago, I ran across her toothbrush in the room they were sleeping in at our ILs, and I did heinous things to it. FACT.

I have to be fakenice to her until tomorrow 2 PM EST. FACT.

missyishere · December 2012

emunbalanced:
I got judged by my fakehippy, but realbiitchy SIL today for giving DD a snack of goldfish crackers and a plum organic fruit/veggie pouch today while we were visiting our grandfatherinlaw in the hospital. Her 10 mo old son was starving and begging for food because we hadn't had lunch and it was getting late, but she told me he could go hungry rather than eat something like THAT when I offered her a pouch for him. FACT. And VENT.

I hate this chick. FACT.

About five years ago, I ran across her toothbrush in the room they were sleeping in at our ILs, and I did heinous things to it. FACT.

I have to be fakenice to her until tomorrow 2 PM EST. FACT.

I just laughed hard enough I farted FACT

Chunstad · December 2012

emunbalanced:
I got judged by my fakehippy, but realbiitchy SIL today for giving DD a snack of goldfish crackers and a plum organic fruit/veggie pouch today while we were visiting our grandfatherinlaw in the hospital. Her 10 mo old son was starving and begging for food because we hadn't had lunch and it was getting late, but she told me he could go hungry rather than eat something like THAT when I offered her a pouch for him. FACT. And VENT. I hate this chick. FACT. About five years ago, I ran across her toothbrush in the room they were sleeping in at our ILs, and I did heinous things to it. FACT. I have to be fakenice to her until tomorrow 2 PM EST. FACT.

Love how you wrote EST. FACT

Wondering what heinous thing you did...FACT

LCass · December 2012

emunbalanced:
I got judged by my fakehippy, but realbiitchy SIL today for giving DD a snack of goldfish crackers and a plum organic fruit/veggie pouch today while we were visiting our grandfatherinlaw in the hospital. Her 10 mo old son was starving and begging for food because we hadn't had lunch and it was getting late, but she told me he could go hungry rather than eat something like THAT when I offered her a pouch for him. FACT. And VENT. I hate this chick. FACT. About five years ago, I ran across her toothbrush in the room they were sleeping in at our ILs, and I did heinous things to it. FACT. I have to be fakenice to her until tomorrow 2 PM EST. FACT.

That deserved a comment back about how a responsible parent would have made sure that she had some food with for her baby, especially if she's going to be a picky b!tch. FACT.

kagl08 · December 2012

Christmas shopping in the mall today was a bad idea. FACT

A very "special" bread of drivers comes out and only drives on holidays. FACT

Those said drivers suck. FACT

My DS now yells "GOOOO" in the back seat of the car because of said drivers. FACT

missyishere · December 2012

Knowing I am smarter, more attractive, more educated, and far cooler than DH's XW gives me pleasure FACT

I'm super humble about it, too.

DoctorWorm222 · December 2012

FACT: You're supposed to say fact before your fact, not after you fact. That's the way Dwight does it.

missyishere · December 2012

DoctorWorm222:
FACT: You're supposed to say fact before your fact, not after you fact. That's the way Dwight does it.

Fact: my BIL looks like a red head version of Dwight.

Elsa1984 · December 2012

We got our tree today and decorated it. FACT.

My niece is coming into town today. We are supposed to go to zoo lights. I'm tempted to leave cranky Gator home with SO and just go with my niece. But the other part of me wants Gator to go because I really wanted to take her this Christmas. FACT.

Elsa1984 · December 2012

Fact: I didn't read DoctorWorms post until after I posted mine.......fact again

Chunstad · December 2012

DoctorWorm222:
FACT: You're supposed to say fact before your fact, not after you fact. That's the way Dwight does it.

LCass · December 2012

FACT: I don't know who Dwight is. (I know that it's supposed to be an opinion, but whatever.)

Chunstad · December 2012

LCass:
FACT: I don't know who Dwight is. (I know that it's supposed to be an opinion, but whatever.)

Dwight Schrute from The Office

LCass · December 2012

Chunstad:
LCass:
FACT: I don't know who Dwight is. (I know that it's supposed to be an opinion, but whatever.)
Dwight Schrute from The Office

I had a feeling it had to be connected to The Office. I've never watched an episode.

kagl08 · December 2012

lisajay09:
FACT: I fed DD a "pouch" of veggie fruit combo for the very first time today. FACT: I always sideeyed the pouch givers thinking that was such a horrible way to feed a baby. FACT: DD absofuckinglutely LOVED squeezing that mush into her mouth. I wish I had lept off my pedestal months ago and used these instead of performing circus tricks to get her to eat one pea. FACT.

FACT: I've been trying to get all you anti-pouchers on the dark side for months!!! FACT: my kids freakin' love squeeze packs and I am absolutely ok with it. Ie embraced it and recognized its an awesome way to get veggies into my kids.

blu-eyedwife · December 2012

FACT: The Osh Kosh outlet that's 90 minutes from my house is 100 times better than the one that it's 20 minutes from my house. We scored an amazing 75 winter coat for LBB for 22.

FACT: My nonpouch eating child just had fast food for the first time and he loved every bite of those chicken tenders.

morsey2011 · December 2012

kagl08:
lisajay09:
FACT: I fed DD a "pouch" of veggie fruit combo for the very first time today. FACT: I always sideeyed the pouch givers thinking that was such a horrible way to feed a baby. FACT: DD absofuckinglutely LOVED squeezing that mush into her mouth. I wish I had lept off my pedestal months ago and used these instead of performing circus tricks to get her to eat one pea. FACT.
FACT: I've been trying to get all you anti-pouchers on the dark side for months!!! FACT: my kids freakin' love squeeze packs and I am absolutely ok with it. Ie embraced it and recognized its an awesome way to get veggies into my kids.

Fact: Those pouches are going into DD's stocking instead of the standard candy that I always got as a kid.

Elsa1984 · December 2012

kagl08:
lisajay09:
FACT: I fed DD a "pouch" of veggie fruit combo for the very first time today.
FACT: I always sideeyed the pouch givers thinking that was such a horrible way to feed a baby.
FACT: DD absofuckinglutely LOVED squeezing that mush into her mouth. I wish I had lept off my pedestal months ago and used these instead of performing circus tricks to get her to eat one pea. FACT.

FACT: I've been trying to get all you anti-pouchers on the dark side for months!!!
FACT: my kids freakin' love squeeze packs and I am absolutely ok with it. Ie embraced it and recognized its an awesome way to get veggies into my kids.

FACT: I agree. My kid will eat her veggies, but when out and about or on long trips....I would rather her have a veggie squeeze pouch than Cheerios, goldfish, fruit snacks, etc.

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