Post something funny here

runrinserepeat · December 2012

I feel like I need to lighten the mood a bit, so post something funny here. I'm going to start with a story from yesterday, but it can be a PIP, a GIF, or just a joke that gets you laughing

runrinserepeat · December 2012

I had talked to my sister about the fact that my rings are getting to be too big. She asked me about it again during our car ride yesterday. I told her I'm not sure what you do when you can't wear your rings anymore... maybe get a plain band replacement and wear the originals on a chain around my neck.

Her response, "Well, how much longer do you plan on being married?"

OK, I guess you kind of have to know us to think that's funny, but I LOL'd.

Since you might not have thought that was funny, I'll add this:

MrMrsandBaby · December 2012

kleMcK:

I had talked to my sister about the fact that my rings are getting to be too big. She asked me about it again during our car ride yesterday. I told her I'm not sure what you do when you can't wear your rings anymore... maybe get a plain band replacement and wear the originals on a chain around my neck.

Her response, "Well, how much longer do you plan on being married?"

OK, I guess you kind of have to know us to think that's funny, but I LOL'd.

Since you might not have thought that was funny, I'll add this:

HAHAHAHA! Totally something I would have said!

DH used to tell people that "ugly people have pretty babies and pretty people have ugly babies." One night, right after he said that to some friends, less than two minutes later he said that we would have cute kids.

runrinserepeat · December 2012

MrMrsandBaby:
kleMcK:

I had talked to my sister about the fact that my rings are getting to be too big. She asked me about it again during our car ride yesterday. I told her I'm not sure what you do when you can't wear your rings anymore... maybe get a plain band replacement and wear the originals on a chain around my neck.

Her response, "Well, how much longer do you plan on being married?"

OK, I guess you kind of have to know us to think that's funny, but I LOL'd.

Since you might not have thought that was funny, I'll add this:

HAHAHAHA! Totally something I would have said!

DH used to tell people that "ugly people have pretty babies and pretty people have ugly babies." One night, right after he said that to some friends, less than two minutes later he said that we would have cute kids.

LOL Well, I'm sure you're the exception. That's the argument he tried to make, right?

MrMrsandBaby · December 2012

kleMcK:
MrMrsandBaby:
kleMcK:

I had talked to my sister about the fact that my rings are getting to be too big. She asked me about it again during our car ride yesterday. I told her I'm not sure what you do when you can't wear your rings anymore... maybe get a plain band replacement and wear the originals on a chain around my neck.

Her response, "Well, how much longer do you plan on being married?"

OK, I guess you kind of have to know us to think that's funny, but I LOL'd.

Since you might not have thought that was funny, I'll add this:

HAHAHAHA! Totally something I would have said!

DH used to tell people that "ugly people have pretty babies and pretty people have ugly babies." One night, right after he said that to some friends, less than two minutes later he said that we would have cute kids.

LOL Well, I'm sure you're the exception. That's the argument he tried to make, right?

It was so funny because he didn't even realize he said it but all of our friends were just staring at him! I had to explain it (slowly) to him before he got it! He still hasn't even tried to backtrack!

On the other hand, yesterday he called me "pretty old" and I decided all I heard was "pretty" so we have some selective hearing in our relationship!

jmccall79 · December 2012

Well, just in case you have to get a new husband, to get a ring that fits (LMAO btw) here's a new one for you....

MrMrsandBaby · December 2012

Joke for y'all to enjoy!

A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression ?carrying a child? instead of ?pregnant,? but the girl seemed satisfied.

Sometime later, a terrible fire broke out in the neighborhood, and the girl stood by watching. Here is how she described the scene to her parents: ?There was this big fire, and a fireman ran into the house, and when he came out, he was pregnant.?

kristin172429 · December 2012

A little Bill Clinton humor?

kristin172429 · December 2012

This was just cute:

kristin172429 · December 2012

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?

They Take The Psychopath

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

Quatro Cinco.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

MrMrsandBaby · December 2012

Kristin...#17...dying!!!!

Because I'm that mature!

runrinserepeat · December 2012

I got another one (maybe more funny-sad than funny-haha, but whatever). You all might know my dog, Elmer. Here's Elmer looking normal (well, as normal as Elmer gets).

I just found today his profile on the website the rescue maintains of success adoptions. Here are his pictures from there.

I suppose the really funny part is that they described him as calm. He is the polar opposite of calm. As evidenced by the fact that they could barely get a photo of him, I'm sure he was squirming all over the place.

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