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100 lbs man

becasmecabecasmeca member
in September 2011 Moms

I swear there was a 100 lbs man stomping on my roof last night!

I woke up to a loud thug so I woke up my H! He put his pajama pants on and went to check on Bo--all was clear! My H removes his pants and comes back to bed as my insane dog goes roaring out the patio of our bedroom! My H (without pants) runs out after her and sees a huge raccoon hissing and growling at our dog that is freaking out!

At this point I am trying to get out onto the patio to see what is going on as my H is running back into the bedroom--we have at a 2 second standstill of... "are you really naked with a raccoon on the patio?" moment and hurry inside!

Moral of the story! 1. Do not sleep with your patio door open..even if your flannel sheets make you sweat! 2. When having an encounter with a raccoon, put some pants on!  3. Dogs are awesome!

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Re: 100 lbs man

  • Ms5586Ms5586 member
    Oh the mental picture, that is hilarious!
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  • becasmecabecasmeca member

    imageMs5586:
    Oh the mental picture, that is hilarious!

    Right?! Is it bad I contemplated NOT moving out of the way because it was just funny Embarrassed! But then I thought if a raccoon attacked my H I would have one more mess to clean up! Just kidding! I would miss that sexy body of his!

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  • mnewleemnewlee member
    This is hilarious. Just imagine what that raccoon was thinking when a dog and a pantless man came rushing a him Smile
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  • becasmecabecasmeca member

    imagemnewlee:
    This is hilarious. Just imagine what that raccoon was thinking when a dog and a pantless man came rushing a him Smile

    HAHAHA! and a crazy lady screaming "H! H! you are naked!!!!!"

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    imageMRoss1982:
    You are so funny! At first I wondered why you had to tell us that he removed his pants!

    I knew I would be the Creeper at some point on this BMB Stick out tongue! I always say the wrong things!

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  • missbrightside10missbrightside10 member
    Lol! 
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