Seeing your Mom speak naughty nothings to to a pervert is traumatizing. I saw the work c-ock and projectile vomited. Somebody hold me.
Parents are messed up sometimes. I did not need to know I was created with cute lingerie and jack daniels before I knew how to spell lingerie or know that jack daniels wasn't a family friend. Mom just wanted me to know I guess.
When I was 10 - my mom said she wanted a divorce for her anniversary. That's when I knew my homemade card just wasn't enough.
My IL's walked in on DH and I doin the dirty a few years back on a family vaca (we were still dating - and yes, we all shared one hotel room. Never again!) We pretended we'd just woke up but our pants were off under the covers. DH made it more believable when he somehow got his back on and got out of bed - leaving me in an awkward situation while everyone sat at the table, eating donuts.
Guuuuurl, you ARE a horn dog. I had to stop sexting my hubs when I accidently sent a dirty text to my best friend. LUCKILY I sent it to her, because I often accidently text my FIL, I think it's because their names are so close. I dk...but I would DIE if I sexted my FIL.
BFP #1 July 4, 2011 Baby girl born Feb 22, 2012!!
BFP #2 December 17, 2012 MMC January 24, 2013
BFP #3 April 7, 2013 Baby girl born December 11, 2013!!
Amelia has Hypoplastic Left Heart Syndrome. She has had 3 open heart surgeries, 1 g-tube surgery, and one tracheostomy. She is the strongest, most precious little fighter.
You can follow her at. Www.ameliafaithsheart.blogspot.com
Guuuuurl, you ARE a horn dog. I had to stop sexting my hubs when I accidently sent a dirty text to my best friend. LUCKILY I sent it to her, because I often accidently text my FIL, I think it's because their names are so close. I dk...but I would DIE if I sexted my FIL.
Guys, I can't help it. That man of mine is fiiiiiine, and he is an amazing lover. It's just like, whoa. I'm worse now that I'm not on the pill (it gives me migraines), but I've always been kind of crazy hot for him.
Guys, I can't help it. That man of mine is fiiiiiine, and he is an amazing lover. It's just like, whoa. I'm worse now that I'm not on the pill (it gives me migraines), but I've always been kind of crazy hot for him.
I quit taking the pill for a lot of reasons, and you've covered two of them right there.
Guys, I can't help it. That man of mine is fiiiiiine, and he is an amazing lover. It's just like, whoa. I'm worse now that I'm not on the pill (it gives me migraines), but I've always been kind of crazy hot for him.
I quit taking the pill for a lot of reasons, and you've covered two of them right there.
Guuuuurl, you ARE a horn dog. I had to stop sexting my hubs when I accidently sent a dirty text to my best friend. LUCKILY I sent it to her, because I often accidently text my FIL, I think it's because their names are so close. I dk...but I would DIE if I sexted my FIL.
Guys, I can't help it. That man of mine is fiiiiiine, and he is an amazing lover. It's just like, whoa. I'm worse now that I'm not on the pill (it gives me migraines), but I've always been kind of crazy hot for him.
Damn girl! If I had 1/2 the sex drive you do, DH would never complain about not getting it enough! I'm actually crazy jealous because while I find him amazingly attractive...he just isn't packing much of a punch down there anymore...
I also have some serious body issues so really, we are so boring!
And if anyone ever tells him I said that I will personally find a way to ruin your sex life forever!
Guuuuurl, you ARE a horn dog. I had to stop sexting my hubs when I accidently sent a dirty text to my best friend. LUCKILY I sent it to her, because I often accidently text my FIL, I think it's because their names are so close. I dk...but I would DIE if I sexted my FIL.
Guys, I can't help it. That man of mine is fiiiiiine, and he is an amazing lover. It's just like, whoa. I'm worse now that I'm not on the pill (it gives me migraines), but I've always been kind of crazy hot for him.
Damn girl! If I had 1/2 the sex drive you do, DH would never complain about not getting it enough! I'm actually crazy jealous because while I find him amazingly attractive...he just isn't packing much of a punch down there anymore...
I also have some serious body issues so really, we are so boring!
And if anyone ever tells him I said that I will personally find a way to ruin your sex life forever!
I know where you're coming from. I'm not a giant fan of my body either... hubs just does an amazing job of making me feel sexy and beautiful. Tell your hubs what you need, I bet he'll be more than glad to oblige you.
Oh, and if you're not "into what he's got going on"... change it! Take charge in there! (you'll thank me for this if you do!) Practice makes perfect!!!
I have to use a feminine wash on the lady bits. For the last couple months I've had an annoying itch going on, off and on. Not a yeast infection, just an itch. Well stupid me, after the suggestion of my mother, figured out that my wash may be irritating me. Duh!!! I changed this weekend and hallelujah I feel much better.
Eh, We're really good at what do when we're ourselves. Seriously though the pill made me such a horny bastard. My husband can't keep up with me. He is home for 30 minutes and I have to drag him into the bedroom...or shower.(:
BFP #1 July 4, 2011 Baby girl born Feb 22, 2012!!
BFP #2 December 17, 2012 MMC January 24, 2013
BFP #3 April 7, 2013 Baby girl born December 11, 2013!!
Amelia has Hypoplastic Left Heart Syndrome. She has had 3 open heart surgeries, 1 g-tube surgery, and one tracheostomy. She is the strongest, most precious little fighter.
You can follow her at. Www.ameliafaithsheart.blogspot.com
I downloaded this "erotic bedtime stories for women" book, and it totally work! DH was one happy guy, I wanted to do things we haven't done in a long time.
Eh, We're really good at what do when we're ourselves. Seriously though the pill made me such a horny bastard. My husband can't keep up with me. He is home for 30 minutes and I have to drag him into the bedroom...or shower.(:
You're probably, like, the only woman ever. Seriously.
I downloaded this "erotic bedtime stories for women" book, and it totally work! DH was one happy guy, I wanted to do things we haven't done in a long time.
::heads off to the kindle store::
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Eh, We're really good at what do when we're ourselves. Seriously though the pill made me such a horny bastard. My husband can't keep up with me. He is home for 30 minutes and I have to drag him into the bedroom...or shower.(:
You're probably, like, the only woman ever. Seriously.
I downloaded this "erotic bedtime stories for women" book, and it totally work! DH was one happy guy, I wanted to do things we haven't done in a long time.
Schwant!
Lancy, like you need anything else to make you horny.
Eh, We're really good at what do when we're ourselves. Seriously though the pill made me such a horny bastard. My husband can't keep up with me. He is home for 30 minutes and I have to drag him into the bedroom...or shower.(:
You're probably, like, the only woman ever. Seriously.
BAH! I meant to say GOING OFF the pill made me a horny bastard. haha the pill made me drrrrry!
BFP #1 July 4, 2011 Baby girl born Feb 22, 2012!!
BFP #2 December 17, 2012 MMC January 24, 2013
BFP #3 April 7, 2013 Baby girl born December 11, 2013!!
Amelia has Hypoplastic Left Heart Syndrome. She has had 3 open heart surgeries, 1 g-tube surgery, and one tracheostomy. She is the strongest, most precious little fighter.
You can follow her at. Www.ameliafaithsheart.blogspot.com
I downloaded this "erotic bedtime stories for women" book, and it totally work! DH was one happy guy, I wanted to do things we haven't done in a long time.
Schwant!
Lancy, like you need anything else to make you horny.
I downloaded this "erotic bedtime stories for women" book, and it totally work! DH was one happy guy, I wanted to do things we haven't done in a long time.
Schwant!
Lancy, like you need anything else to make you horny.
I downloaded this "erotic bedtime stories for women" book, and it totally work! DH was one happy guy, I wanted to do things we haven't done in a long time.
Schwant!
Lancy, like you need anything else to make you horny.
Not for the hornies, dear one, but for the ideas!
You innovative, naughty girl.
Ya' know...people said this about 50 Shades but I just couldn't read enough to get to the (apparently) good parts. So I'm wondering if something else would work...hmmmm, maybe I won't look for "erotica" while at work...
Here is my TMI share...my boobs are not the same size and it makes buying a bra impossible (they are close enough that unless you are a creeper you wouldn't notice)...but DH loves it for some reason! WTH?
I downloaded this "erotic bedtime stories for women" book, and it totally work! DH was one happy guy, I wanted to do things we haven't done in a long time.
Schwant!
Lancy, like you need anything else to make you horny.
Not for the hornies, dear one, but for the ideas!
You innovative, naughty girl.
Ya' know...people said this about 50 Shades but I just couldn't read enough to get to the (apparently) good parts. So I'm wondering if something else would work...hmmmm, maybe I won't look for "erotica" while at work...
Funny thing is I borrowed it from the (digital) library. It is called "Enchanted": by Nancy Madore, but whatever floats you boat...
Re: TMI Tuesday!
Parents are messed up sometimes. I did not need to know I was created with cute lingerie and jack daniels before I knew how to spell lingerie or know that jack daniels wasn't a family friend. Mom just wanted me to know I guess.
When I was 10 - my mom said she wanted a divorce for her anniversary. That's when I knew my homemade card just wasn't enough.
My IL's walked in on DH and I doin the dirty a few years back on a family vaca (we were still dating - and yes, we all shared one hotel room. Never again!) We pretended we'd just woke up but our pants were off under the covers. DH made it more believable when he somehow got his back on and got out of bed - leaving me in an awkward situation while everyone sat at the table, eating donuts.
TTC #2 since 10/2013
BFP #1 (4.14.14) ~ CP (4.18.14)
BFP #2 (6.27.14) ~ EDD 3.7.15
Guys, I can't help it. That man of mine is fiiiiiine, and he is an amazing lover. It's just like, whoa. I'm worse now that I'm not on the pill (it gives me migraines), but I've always been kind of crazy hot for him.
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I quit taking the pill for a lot of reasons, and you've covered two of them right there.
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Damn girl! If I had 1/2 the sex drive you do, DH would never complain about not getting it enough! I'm actually crazy jealous because while I find him amazingly attractive...he just isn't packing much of a punch down there anymore...
I also have some serious body issues so really, we are so boring!
And if anyone ever tells him I said that I will personally find a way to ruin your sex life forever!
We have! Lmao. The first time was so weird. I just wanted to laugh the entire time because I felt so ridiculous.
I could totally see myself being the same way and DH getting mad at me because I kept laughing.
I know where you're coming from. I'm not a giant fan of my body either... hubs just does an amazing job of making me feel sexy and beautiful. Tell your hubs what you need, I bet he'll be more than glad to oblige you.
Oh, and if you're not "into what he's got going on"... change it! Take charge in there! (you'll thank me for this if you do!) Practice makes perfect!!!
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We did once, and it was a hilarious disaster. We're much better at having sex as ourselves.
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I have to use a feminine wash on the lady bits. For the last couple months I've had an annoying itch going on, off and on. Not a yeast infection, just an itch. Well stupid me, after the suggestion of my mother, figured out that my wash may be irritating me. Duh!!! I changed this weekend and hallelujah I feel much better.
You're probably, like, the only woman ever. Seriously.
::heads off to the kindle store::
Um, agreed.
And Lindinger, you crack me up!
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Schwant!
Lancy, like you need anything else to make you horny.
Not for the hornies, dear one, but for the ideas!
212 Facebook Admin.
You innovative, naughty girl.
Ya' know...people said this about 50 Shades but I just couldn't read enough to get to the (apparently) good parts. So I'm wondering if something else would work...hmmmm, maybe I won't look for "erotica" while at work...
Funny thing is I borrowed it from the (digital) library. It is called "Enchanted": by Nancy Madore, but whatever floats you boat...