I guess people don't read anymore?

biomaj5 · December 2012

I counted 3 "pregnant?" posts before I even had to scroll down. I wanted to make my own sarcasm-laced "Pregnant?" post, but it wouldn't have been as funny as Balls' usually are.

I did only have sex once this cycle, and really I just guessed when I O'd. Someone flame me.

magdalina.h · December 2012

What did you say...I didn't read nor do I want to take 2 seconds to look around.

:-)

magdalina.h · December 2012

henglish85:
I did make a sarcastic "pregnant?" post, but it was my intro, so I hope that's ok with you ladies

As long as you accept that you are having my quads ;-)

bugandbibs · December 2012

I wish I could remember the link for the online pregnancy test. You know the one that tells you if the dad is the mailman or garbage man?

bugandbibs · December 2012

magdalina.h:
henglish85:
I did make a sarcastic "pregnant?" post, but it was my intro, so I hope that's ok with you ladies
As long as you accept that you are having my quads ;-)

It's totes true- my magic 8 ball says so! I don't think your post would offend any of the regs, but I also doubt many of them actually opened it.

bugandbibs · December 2012

henglish85:
bugandbibs:
I wish I could remember the link for the online pregnancy test. You know the one that tells you if the dad is the mailman or garbage man?

I don't know if this is the one you're thinking of, but it's pretty awesome - https://www.thepregnancytester.com/ - I'm having a girl and the daddy is Jesse Jackson, boy will my husband be shocked!

That's it!

joshandpanda · December 2012

henglish85:
bugandbibs:
I wish I could remember the link for the online pregnancy test. You know the one that tells you if the dad is the mailman or garbage man?

I don't know if this is the one you're thinking of, but it's pretty awesome - https://www.thepregnancytester.com/ - I'm having a girl and the daddy is Jesse Jackson, boy will my husband be shocked!

BAHAHA, I am pregnant with a girl, and the father is PeeWee Herman!!!!

cowgirltu · December 2012

Its so much easier to just ask then to read I guess. These are the same people who will ask all their parenting/medical questions on here instead of doing research or asking their doctors.

BallSox · December 2012

Stupidity knows no boundaries.

gogadgetgo · December 2012

The crazy drives all the sane away. Or at least the fun

Wrkn925 · December 2012

henglish85:
bugandbibs:
I wish I could remember the link for the online pregnancy test. You know the one that tells you if the dad is the mailman or garbage man?
I don't know if this is the one you're thinking of, but it's pretty awesome - https://www.thepregnancytester.com/ - I'm having a girl and the daddy is Jesse Jackson, boy will my husband be shocked!

Awesme. I'm having a 12b 2oz red-head boy named Chloe Melissa with Bill O'Reilly.

AshnRobo · December 2012

henglish85:
bugandbibs:
I wish I could remember the link for the online pregnancy test. You know the one that tells you if the dad is the mailman or garbage man?

I don't know if this is the one you're thinking of, but it's pretty awesome - https://www.thepregnancytester.com/ - I'm having a girl and the daddy is Jesse Jackson, boy will my husband be shocked!

SWEEEET! My cat is preggo with a baby girl and Fabio is the daddy. We're gonna have some pretty impressive furbabies running around.

biomaj5 · December 2012

Holy hell. I'm going to have a 13lb 12oz boy with black hair and green eyes. That made my ladybits cringe. Apparently I've been having fun with the pool boy.

Mysterious_wife · December 2012

I have decided I am going to reply with links to the post similar to theirs. It seems to be the only answer.

Mysterious_wife · December 2012

AshnRobo:
henglish85:
bugandbibs:
I wish I could remember the link for the online pregnancy test. You know the one that tells you if the dad is the mailman or garbage man?

I don't know if this is the one you're thinking of, but it's pretty awesome - https://www.thepregnancytester.com/ - I'm having a girl and the daddy is Jesse Jackson, boy will my husband be shocked!

SWEEEET! My cat is preggo with a baby girl and Fabio is the daddy. We're gonna have some pretty impressive furbabies running around.

Oh, hell no! Fabio is my baby daddy! I called Maury on that cheating scumbag.

biomaj5 · December 2012

Mysterious_wife:
I have decided I am going to reply with links to the post similar to theirs. It seems to be the only answer.

Sounds good to me.

magdalina.h · December 2012

Damn...my test came baby with no baby on board. It was correct v:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} o:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} w:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} .shape {behavior:url(#default#VML);}

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karebear57 · December 2012

Haha! I'm gonna have a 10lb 9oz baby girl with black hair and brown eyes and Michael Jackson is her dad... Tongue Tied

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