I currently have a plumber rooting out my sewer line, but have to take a dump. If I flush it, my turd will zip right past him in plain sight. If I don't flush, there's risk of stinking up my house.
First world problems...
(though after thinking about it, this may be more of a third world problem than I thought, lol)
Re: In other news (NBR and TMI)
Hey, if you've gotta go, you've gotta go. If he's a plumber, I'm sure he's plenty used to it! LOL!
Yeah, he just told me about all my dirty tampons he ground out of my clay pipe. Gross.
The things I never even thought about before being a homeowner!