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Open Letter Wednesday
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Re: Open Letter Wednesday
Dear DS2,
What are you? Some sort of gymnast? Stop doing flips in there. And stay head down this time!!! Every time you flip head up, you freak mommy out! Plus it's not comfortable.
Love you, Mama
Dear DH's work,
Seriously? Who schedules a holiday party on a Wednesday night?? Yes, I'm sure it's cheaper, but even Thursday night would have been ten times better then a Wednesday night!
Signed, an 8 month pregnant wife of someone who has to be there
She is really awesome so please adopt her so I can go back to the craziness of a 2 dog, 1 cat household? I know she is a crazy puppy but she will calm down...eventually.
Love a tired and burnt out foster mom
Dear DS,
Please be good on our flight on Friday we really don't need a repeat of last time.
Love, mommy
Dear Hiring Mgrs-
Your company has everything I'm looking for (on paper at least) but the location could be better. I'm willing to give a little on my employer demands. Pls. like me in Fri i-view. I want to resign from my current co.; I'm bordering on desperate. Your grueling i-view process is making me insecure.
-A hopeful candidate
Dear FinancialDiva-8 more weeks?! I remember 1st learning of your pg and 20+ wks has flown by...well for me anyway. I'm excited for you!
-creepy internet stranger who really is excited for another stranger-who would've known
LibraryChica-You're LO will be one soon (according to siggy)! December is a busy month for you. Congrats surviving your 1st yr. Toddlers are fun and sometimes difficult.
-the same creepy internet stranger from above who apparently stalks tickers
I fostered poopy dogs for yrs and found it really rewarding. I remember the chaos from the extra animal all to well. You're doing a great thing and your heart is generous. Thanks from a pet lover!
Please go away.
Goodbye little angel(7/22/2011)....see you in heaven
Goodbye my second angel (9/18/2011)
Dear DS,
We really miss you STTN. I know you had a cold, but it's over now, and we seriously need our 8 hours of sleep. And please, stop with the whining because you are tired. Just sleep!
Love, mom and dad
Dear holidays,
Please stop creeping up on me. There aren't enough hours in the day to get ready for this.
Sincerely, Need a Time Machine, or a Pause Button
Dear horrible person who stole the photogs laptop,
Can I at least have the pictures of my family back? I am devastated that they are gone!
Sincerely, missing her pics
Dear photographer,
Why weren't your pictures backed up somewhere? My family doesn't live in town, so now we won't get the pictures because they can't be redone. This was my finally we have a baby photo session that can never be replaced. I truly dislike you right now and no, I do not want you taking pics of me ever again.
Sincerely, p!ssed off
Your letter made me Lol. I too can not believe I have 8 more weeks! It's crazy how fast the second PG goes!!!
Signed, internet stranger who doesn't think your creepy..... Yet.... Lol
Dear Privacywanted,
I know the next 2 months are going to fly by, especially after the holidays. I am also very jealous that CA offers time off prior to birth that doesn't cut into your time afterwards!! I wish I was done in early January like you!!
Signed, equally shocked at how fast this is all going!
Dear DH,
I hope you caught up on some sleep last night. I know staying up until 11pm most nights and getting up at 5am catches up with you. But maybe you should record your favorite tv shows instead of staying up so late to watch them. And it would have been nice it you had taken the trash out this morning when you left. Morning sickness combined with smelly diaper trash = one cranky mama. I still love you though.
Love,
Your nauseous wife
Dear DD,
I'm glad you like your new aqua Sperry shoes, so much so that we had to put them on first thing. You looked so adorable this morning in your pajama top, diaper, and shoes. It made me smile.
Love,
Mommy who is creating a shoe fetish
Dear DS,
You must have been tired to need 13 hours of sleep last night. Your poor diaper exploded under the pressure. Thanks for waving bye-bye to me this morning, it melted my heart.
Love,
Your Mommy
Dear DD,
You are my little princess..my first born baby girl...can you please just work with me a little and let me at least brush your hair and pull it back so you can see? I have a MILLION bows/clips/headbands that i bought when you were in my belly and youve yet to let me use them! But your adorable tomboy ways always make me smile.
Love,
your pink loving Mommy
Dear DH,
I get that you need sexy time and that you are much younger than i am but can you let me sleep sometimes? 4hrs of broken sleep everynight is NOT enough.
Love,
your exhausted wife
Dear DH,
Next time you decide to stay up all night trying to fix our plumbing problems, please clean up the mess you make. Otherwise, just let me call a plumber in the morning. You were supposed to be helping with the baby, anyway, so I could take pain medicine and sleep after having surgery.
Love,
Your sleep-deprived wife
P.S. I am going out with the girls tonight, even though I can't chew or talk.
Dear OB:
Thanks for keeping me on my sugar meds this whole pregnancy and convincing me I shouldn't have GD issues this time. Made it that much more frustrating when your office called to tell me I failed the 1 hr and have to miss half a day of work to take the 3 hr. Hope my meds didn't screw up my baby.
Thanks for nothing,
Freaked out and Frustrated
Dear Work:
I'm sorry my due date is an inconvenience for the office. I get it! I don't handle guilt well so keep your comments to yourself. The only convenient time for me to have a baby for you, does not work for my family, many apologies for putting them first.
Much Love,
Your exhausted guilted employee