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FB challenge

linzicalinzica member
in September 2011 Moms
post the funniest status in your news feed. If you are not a fb-er, than just post something funny.
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Re: FB challenge

  • linzicalinzica member
    "When I heard about Newark's mayor feeding himself on $29 this week to experience what it's like to live on food stamps, I said "Big deal. That's about what I spend on food every week. It's not that hard." And it really isn't. Until you smell someone making pizza for lunch. Then you want to eat all of the pizza on Earth."
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  • GingerNessGingerNess member
    At the gas station this young man was in front of me and I said "Young man you should pull up your pants. He says " Biitch whats it your business! and I said " Well son if you want people to see the poop stain on your underware thats fine with me" His face turned red and pulled his pants up and walked out. I think this biitch won that one!!!!
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    imageGingerNess:
    At the gas station this young man was in front of me and I said "Young man you should pull up your pants. He says " Biitch whats it your business! and I said " Well son if you want people to see the poop stain on your underware thats fine with me" His face turned red and pulled his pants up and walked out. I think this biitch won that one!!!!

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  • roxpinkroxpink member

    These are both posted by the same person.... Ha

     

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  • alli&danalli&dan member

    "Me: I need an appointment, I chipped a bunch of teeth
    Receptionist: How many is a bunch?
    Me: possibly all of them, I'm really not sure."

    Ouch!!

     And this:

    "Well I'm on my way back home...I walked out of the house and drove all the way to daycare before I realized I still had my slippers on!! Lmao!!!!"

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  • sunflwr0911sunflwr0911 member
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    imageroxpink:

    These are both posted by the same person.... Ha

     

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    Good ones! 

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  • Yasiris1105Yasiris1105 member
    imageGingerNess:
    At the gas station this young man was in front of me and I said "Young man you should pull up your pants. He says " Biitch whats it your business! and I said " Well son if you want people to see the poop stain on your underware thats fine with me" His face turned red and pulled his pants up and walked out. I think this biitch won that one!!!!
    Total win!!!

    My problem here is that the funniest thing I just saw in my FB was writen in spanish :/
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  • GVSU-04GVSU-04 member

    imageYasiris1105:
    imageGingerNess:
    At the gas station this young man was in front of me and I said "Young man you should pull up your pants. He says " Biitch whats it your business! and I said " Well son if you want people to see the poop stain on your underware thats fine with me" His face turned red and pulled his pants up and walked out. I think this biitch won that one!!!!
    Total win!!! My problem here is that the funniest thing I just saw in my FB was writen in spanish :/

    Put it on anyway!

    My friends are lame today- nothing funny to be seen.

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  • GingerNessGingerNess member
    imageYasiris1105:
    imageGingerNess:
    At the gas station this young man was in front of me and I said "Young man you should pull up your pants. He says " Biitch whats it your business! and I said " Well son if you want people to see the poop stain on your underware thats fine with me" His face turned red and pulled his pants up and walked out. I think this biitch won that one!!!!
    Total win!!!

    My problem here is that the funniest thing I just saw in my FB was writen in spanish :/


    Lol I so wish I could speak Spanish!
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    Another:

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  • Yasiris1105Yasiris1105 member
    " 'Si guenas su orden pol favol' y cuando llegas a la ventanilla pues mas boricua no puede ser"

    That was H because he went to buy some chinese food and the sounded like chinese on the speaker but when H went to the window.. yes, she was Puerto Rican :P
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  • Ms5586Ms5586 member

    Eff.  We lost Maw Maw's urn.  Worst part is everyone is so casula about it.  I'm the only one freaking out!

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  • MsCrispyMsCrispy member
    you know how after you vote they give you one of those "i voted!" stickers? they should also make them for those (possibly rare) occasions when you manage to floss your teeth.. but since they don't: hey everyone, i'm proud that i flossed tonight. it's important. you should go floss too!

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  • MsCrispyMsCrispy member
    Kicking the can in the dark parking lot seemed like a good idea. Then a can of Budweiser with CLAMATO in it exploded in my face and that misconception was corrected. Literally in my face. :-/

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