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Ive never laughed so hard

JayandEmmJayandEmm member
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SFM: I've never laughed so hard.

This girl I went to HS with added me on FB. I accepted and saw this gem as her status:

"To whumeva tellin my granny shiit I puttin on my fb BISH COME GIT MEEE I know how to fark up a happy home fasta than u can call up muh granny and tell hu bout this status...THAT'S hometown 4 YA GIT A LYFEEE AND LOCK UP YO MAN AND WOMAN...I can pra take yo man and can git muh brutha to take yo BISH!!!!!!! RUN AND TELL DAT"
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  • JayandEmmJayandEmm member
    Sorry had to censor biiiitch and fvvckk.
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  • Jnmac83Jnmac83 member
    That. Is. Ahmazing!

    Who was talking about txtspk before? Punk? Oh, she's going to have a heart attack reading that!! Look away, punk!! Look away!!!
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  • poppyseed1017poppyseed1017 member

    Oh. my. god.

    This makes me weep for humanity.

     






     

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  • Tula214Tula214 member
    I think my IQ dropped a little reading that. I went to school with people from all over camden county, NJ. For anyone familiar with Camden, NJ.... Ugh. That's all I have to say.
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  • Kasi80Kasi80 member
    I gave up after trying to decipher the first line. 
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  • JayandEmmJayandEmm member
    The "run and tell dat" at the end is what sent me over the edge. I almost peed.
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  • Jnmac83Jnmac83 member
    imageJayandEmm:
    The "run and tell dat" at the end is what sent me over the edge. I almost peed.


    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR, DAT!!!

    Ps...if you don't know what that quote is in reference to, YouTube it. Funny stuff.
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  • LoveOfMikesLifeLoveOfMikesLife member

    My EYES!!!!!

    the only reason I was able to read that is because my sister :hangs head in shame: talks like that 

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  • merricksmommerricksmom member
    Camden, NJ equals Populated Turd. Sorry Tula, you're awesome though. Google Prom night Camden, NJ and enjoy those gems.
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  • Manda-KayManda-Kay member
    It hurts to read!


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  • CheerileeCheerilee member
    I got snagged into a welfare debate with a girl like that. She was saying things like "i dzerv my fd stmps n stuff bc da stat fnly gav my kdz bck n my man iz n prsn so cnt pay chld sport n i ben wrkin 4 2 mnths and pay txes." I was kinder to her than I should have been.
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    Omg speaking of being scared of humanity, a 20 year old kid that I work with just today asked me if I wanted to hear something crazy. I said sure. He asked, "Can you believe people in Florida get colds too? Isn't that crazy? It isn't even cold there. How could that even happen?"

     Mind you, this kid once asked if Barack Obama controlled Canada too and asked what fruit was in orange juice. Lmao.  

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  • CheerileeCheerilee member
    There was a guy in my college biology class my freshman year that asked how many bones were in a penis. She explained that there were none and an erection was caused by increased blood flow. He then asked why it was called a boner, then. He was truly dead serious.
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  • bigbootyjudibigbootyjudi member
    imageTula214:
    I think my IQ dropped a little reading that. I went to school with people from all over camden county, NJ. For anyone familiar with Camden, NJ.... Ugh. That's all I have to say.

    I live in Detroit. UGH is right.

    If only her granny had taught her English...
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  • latnprincesslatnprincess member
    Do adults really write like that?!?!

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  • tumbleflufftumblefluff member

    imageTula214:
    I think my IQ dropped a little reading that. I went to school with people from all over camden county, NJ. For anyone familiar with Camden, NJ.... Ugh. That's all I have to say.

    I once got lost there.  Yeah, ugh.

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  • xxbabycakesxxxxbabycakesxx member
    Lmao holy crap, I don't understand half the stuff she just typed!
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  • punkrockabyepunkrockabye member
    haha I am one of many who is seriously bothered by this crap. Unfortunately I too have similar things come across my feed, although not nearly as offensive as this!
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  • BemyselfandiBemyselfandi member
    She must be soooooper intelligent because there's no way I could write like that. Think too hard.
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    imageJnmac83:
    imageJayandEmm:
    The "run and tell dat" at the end is what sent me over the edge. I almost peed.
    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR, DAT!!! Ps...if you don't know what that quote is in reference to, YouTube it. Funny stuff.

    Here's the link to the video. HILARIOUS

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAd8OuwwPk

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  • rp-chicago-momrp-chicago-mom member
    Wow. I read it like five times and couldn't decipher it.
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    Then and now. How did my boy get so big? 

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  • CrossingfingersCrossingfingers member
    Bahaha, this is great! I need to find crazy people to facebook if it means I can laugh at my computer screen all day!
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  • AprilAngieAprilAngie member
    imagepoppyseed1017:
    Oh. my. god.
    This makes me weep for humanity.
    This! Wtf
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