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Special twatwaffle edition (long)

Jnmac83Jnmac83 member
in August 2012 Moms

This is worth a Wednesday post and I can't wait until next week to post it.

You guys. My BIL and SIL are the King and Queen of Twatville. First of all, there are so many stories I could tell, but the straw is about to break the camel's back and I'm going to punch my BIL in the nuts.

DH has 1 brother, 1 aunt, 1 cousin. That is his entire family. His brother and SIL live in CA and basically spend all of their time out drinking and partying (They're 37). Whatever, it's their life, they don't want kids, they spend their time and money how they please. HOWEVER, he doesn't make an effort to be involved in our life or Oliver's life and it annoys the shiit out of me.

We told them I was pregnant last year at Christmas. We didn't hear from them again until I was due. We only heard from them because my due date was DH's birthday and his brother called to ask when they could come in to celebrate Christmas (even though I have a huge family and I always spend several weeks trying to plan around these two dbags to spend time with my family for xmas, but this year he just couldn't stand to not have his tickets 4 months in advance). They didn't ask how I was or anything. Nothing about the baby. Annoying. So, then we have the baby and they text us to say congratulations. Annoying.

Now, the thing that annoys me the most is this ----- our mutual friends are having a 5 year anniversary party this weekend (let's not even get started on that). BIL & SIL are flying in from CA for this party for 24 HOURS! They didn't even tell us, our friends told us. On top of that our friend text DH yesterday and said "Your brother really wants to meet Oliver. Hopefully we can find some time to hang out." Ummm..WTF. I would HOPE he wants to meet him and how about if HE calls HIS BROTHER and works out a plan to meet HIS NEPHEW!!! Then SIL texts the friend's wife and asks what MY CHILD needs/wants for Christmas. Here's a flucking idea, why don't you ask ME, his effing mother what he needs. Instead, friend texts me and says "Your SIL wants to know what to get Oliver for Xmas. I'm going to take her shopping when they're in this weekend." ::Facepalm::

I know this sounds ridiculous and like I'm overreacting, but this is literally just an ounce of the dumb annoying shiit these twatbags have done (the list includes not offering a dime for MIL's funeral that we had to pay for and they are way more well off than we are. And for our wedding they didn't get us a gift, but at the bar for the after party they paid the bill for everyone there and told us that was our gift. Actually, it's so stupid its funny to me now. I only had one drink. Should have snuck in more!)

anyway. I just needed to vent because they are constantly doing dumbshit like this that pisses me off and I don't want to tell DH that his brother is a twatbag 204 times a day, even though it's true!

Thanks for reading. If you made it this far, you get a picture of NPH riding a unicorn!

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  • rMe6411rMe6411 member
    Really? That's annoying. I mean they are annoying. I would be annoyed too!! Reminds me of my SIL... except she was basically jealous of me getting pregnant. She rarely asked how I was, didn't call when she was born, BUT after a month called to tell me how she got her IUD taken out and was trying for another baby! REALLY??? Some people are so dumb.

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  • nicnac817nicnac817 member
    All I can say is you can pick your nose but you can't pick your family.  They sound like they suck.

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  • merricksmommerricksmom member

    I am so, so sorry that you have King and Queen Twatbag from the kingdom of Twatville as relations.  Holy_shit, they sound like prizes.  And I LOL'd at twatbag.  I use that term fairly often. 

    I hope you don't have to coailize with them this weekend.

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  • bigbootyjudibigbootyjudi member

    Sounds like they have a chronic condition...it's going around...DOUCHEBAGITIS.

    What azzholes, seriously. Fly in for a party, but not to meet your friggin' nephew when he was born. Just for that, I wouldn't even talk to them the entire 24 hours they're in town. They'll probably be drunk for half of it and hungover for the other half. You'll probably get a text at 5pm the night they leave, "Sorry, we got food poisoning at the party and spewed our guts out all night. Again, sorry, lol, smiley face, love you!" I hate people like this.

     

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  • Jnmac83Jnmac83 member
    imagemerricksmom:

    I am so, so sorry that you have King and Queen Twatbag from the kingdom of Twatville as relations.  Holy_shit, they sound like prizes.  And I LOL'd at twatbag.  I use that term fairly often. 

    I hope you don't have to coailize with them this weekend.

    I love "twatbag". My husband cracks up every time I say it. One time I said douchecanoe and he about died laughing.

    I do have to socialize with them this weekend. ughhhh. I'm sure to have some updated twatbag nominations next week!!

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