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August 2012 Moms
rMe6411
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The things that kids tell
rMe6411
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I work at as a preschool teacher and OMG the things my 2 1/2 years old tell me is HILARIOUS. All other teachers would know!
I had one of my boys tell me today that he needed to go outside to pee... "because daddy always pees outside when he is playing with his friends."
Just an fyi to watch what you say around your babies as they grow. They do tell all.
Oh, and I found a thong underwear wrapped in the -fresh out of the laundry- nap sheet brought to school today. 
Bahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! I threw it away... didn't want to embarrass mom. I would be MORTIFIED if I were her.
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Re: The things that kids tell
Haha!!!
Yea.. my two year old embarrasses me almost daily telling neighbors things.. I think the best one is telling my neighbors that live above us that dragons live upstairs.. they can be quite noisey and were watching how to train your dragon and I was jokingly said that to him... apparently he remembers a lot more than I give him credit for.
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My one nephew tells crazy stories. One night he told my sister and I about a private hotel. He said you have to go there in the yellow car, and the man drives the car. I forget the other details, but it was so precise. We just looked at each other because we thought some creeper tried to pick him up. Mind you he is never left unattended. We asked if he saw it outside at home.. no. At school.. no. He said he saw it on tv. Omg we were relieved. He was 4yo.
Oh my gosh- when Logan was two he had a pair of my undies in his coat pocket when I dropped him off at the church nursery.. Not my best moment!
Also- My daughter took a squeaky, stuffed raccoon toy to school for show & tell on Tuesday and when I asked her how it went, she told me that everybody laughed when she showed them the two noises it made.. I said, "I thought it just made one noise." Her response? "Well I lifted up the tail and it makes it fart."
Yes, she is the principal's daughte.r Aaand I think the notes home about how sweet and polite she is are gone. Forever.
A while back I had a friend who had a 3 year old at the time. The 3yo got worms somehow and the mom took her to the store to buy bleach and stuff to clean all of her toys. At the check out, the kid tells the cashier "I got worms in my butt!" lol. Her mom wanted to crawl under the cart and die. It was hilarious.