Bad First name, last name combos

Manda-Kay · November 2012

We can't help what our last names are. My maiden name had the word *** in it and I was made fun of until I got married. However, I've come across some people with names that I'like, wtf were their parents thinking?

Hallie Wood

Samone Malone; why would you make them rhyme????

Or when people have the same names as celebrities. I worked at a bank during the summers when I was going to college and waited on Michael Jackson, Jack Daniels, and Tony Braxton who was a dude

What can we add to this list?

mollyxcate · November 2012

There was a girl at my school.

Cara Mellie

Manda-Kay · November 2012

carolyn231723:
There was a boy at my school... First name Robin, last name Hood. Lol

Nice! I'm a teacher and feel like there are some at my school. Trying to think ...

byrne15 · November 2012

Candy Bowles

abeaverhausen2 · November 2012

I can't get over the name Phillip Phillips. I love his voice but what were his parents thinking.

ETA: I just thought of another one. I went to high school with a Candace (Candy) Cane.

mindymaske · November 2012

i swear to god, a local insurance salesman here is Harry ***

Manda-Kay · November 2012

mindymaske:
i swear to god, a local insurance salesman here is Harry ***

So many puns and jokes for this but my brain is dead. Poor guy

Buona Fortuna · November 2012

When I lived on base in Alaska the Canadian General's name was Robert Robert (pronounced roe bear) . There was also a girl named Bambi Nut in my freshman class.

KAB414 · November 2012

There is a real estate agent in my town named Wana Crouch lol

KAB414 · November 2012

I've also seen someone with the name Hose Self. Not Jose...Hose.

merricksmom · November 2012

Twin boys. Lemonjello and Orangejello. But pronounced LemAHNgelo and OrAHNgelo.

Manda-Kay · November 2012

merricksmom:
Twin boys. Lemonjello and Orangejello. But pronounced LemAHNgelo and OrAHNgelo.

We had those names at my high school too.

bigbootyjudi · November 2012

Richard Richardson

That's all I got.

mswood1977 · November 2012

My exhusband's cousin named his daughter Heather Leigh Heatherly. Yes, my ex and his family are all idiots.

Msbean22 · November 2012

Oh wow, best ever? A guest at a hotel I worked at, Richard Lipps.

That's right....D!ck Lipps.

Tula214 · November 2012

I got nothing..... Just wanted to say I'm cracking up, tears in my eyes.... It's serious.

Tula214 · November 2012

Also wanted to add, if I ever get bored and create an AE... I'll probably be Samone Malone. I don't know why, but that one had me rolling.

AutumnLeaves2 · November 2012

I used to do theater with a girl named Claudia Lagwadia.

CGorgz · November 2012

I graduated hs with a girl named Anita Hart.. And my brothers were friends with a girl named Candy Fudge growing up way back. So sad!

Msbean22 · November 2012

Lgamache90:
I used to do theater with a girl named Claudia Lagwadia.

lol, what?! There's no way that's real! I also cracked up at Hose. Just plain old Hose.

AutumnLeaves2 · November 2012

Msbean22:

Lgamache90:
I used to do theater with a girl named Claudia Lagwadia.

lol, what?! There's no way that's real! I also cracked up at Hose. Just plain old Hose.

She's in my yearbook! I think it's spelled Laguadia....if I can take a clear pic of the name I will!

rMe6411 · November 2012

My best friends SO is Justin Case... And his parents did do it on purpose.

shanono · November 2012

I went to school with a Will William Williamson...no joke! I'll try to screen shot his Facebook page.

shanono · November 2012

shanono:
I went to school with a Will William Williamson...no joke! I'll try to screen shot his Facebook page.

Damnit I'm still posting under my AE

Daniellekrista · November 2012

I girl I went to college with, her last name is Early. She named her new son Brighton. Yes, Brighton Early.

rp-chicago-mom · November 2012

I went to school with a David Davis.

Not a last name first name combo but I had two boys in my neighborhood growing up named Tom and Jerry.

megmb24 · November 2012

When we get married I will be Megan Fox...

Cheerilee · November 2012

A friend of mine from high school married a Richard Head. He goes by D!ck.

Crossingfingers · November 2012

I had a student named Harry Wood... He is probably a very miserable 7th grader now... I don't understand why they did not ever use his full name, which was Harrison...

LindsayDesigner · November 2012

I had a neighbor named Mike Hunt. He now goes by his middle name.

One of my best friends is Caroline Kennedy.

I knew some ladies in New York named Mary Perry and Fran Mann.

Keoh1215 · November 2012

Indiana Jones lived down the street from me. Seriously. Poor kid...

rMe6411 · November 2012

Keoh1215:
Indiana Jones lived down the street from me. Seriously. Poor kid...

Haha! That one made me laugh... what were those parents thinking? Seriously.

klmcguire · November 2012

shanono:
shanono:
I went to school with a Will William Williamson...no joke! I'll try to screen shot his Facebook page.
Damnit I'm still posting under my AE

hahaha!!!! Ohh AE just want to come hang out!!

Tash13 · November 2012

One of my friends dated a Rocky Roads and my FIL's name is Christopher Robbins.

kemps10 · November 2012

Real estate agent in my hometown: Gaye Males (really....)

High School: Holly Woods (either there are a lot of mean parents or this lady gets around; seems to be a popular one)

Michael Litt

Jack Imhoff

Seriously.

ks3pink · November 2012

DH has a cousin, Ocean Woods. He also has an UNCLE name Kimberly Lynn. Oy.

SpruceGrouse · November 2012

I know a girl named Helluva

MommyMelRN · November 2012

abeaverhausen2:
I can't get over the name Phillip Phillips. I love his voice but what were his parents thinking.ETA: I just thought of another one. I went to high school with a Candace Candy Cane.

My mom's name is Candy Candide Ocain...so she gets candy cane or cocaine