One of my sisters found my parents dildo variety pack. She showed it to most of our friends.
I found my parents copy of "The Joy of Sex" when I was about 15.
I was more disturbed by how hairy the couple was than I was by my parents having a copy of that book.
The guy had shoulder-length hair, a full beard, a whole lotta chest and leg hair and the woman had leg hair and pit hair.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
One of my sisters found my parents dildo variety pack. She showed it to most of our friends.
I found a vibrator in my mom's night stand as a kid. I showed it to my sister & cousins that were over. In order to determine if it was one that was used or not, I *may* have suggested they smell it.
That's still a family joke.
GROOOOOOOOSS!!!
Edited because I can't spell when I'm that grossed out.
My father said he used to be able to work my mom like a well oiled machine.
Oh, and apparently my brother needs magnum size and those are a little tight too.
Why do they tell us these things?!?!?!?!?!
They were passionately in love with each other. I think it's beautiful.
Lois's brother needs to try Magnum XLs. I bought some on accident once thinking they were Magnums. My god, you could wrap those around a can of Coke!
Ouch.
In grad school I knew this girl who slept around a lot and often shared the details. One night she was going home with a friend of a friend. The guy was like, "look, I've gotta warn you, it's big...." and she just brushed it off. He was like, "Seriously." But she was like, "Whateves, it will be fine."
But they didn't end up having sex that night because apparently they just couldn't get it in. The story still haunts me.
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My younger sister still lives with my parents. She decided to share with me that she heard them having sex the other night. AHHHHHHH
She said it was like 10 pm (way past their bed time) and she was leaving her room to go to the kitchen for a drink. Well, that was the first thing she heard when she stepped into the hall. So she ran back into her room and could not sleep all night.
My best TMI is after my dad woke up from having his prostate cancer removed, he was in a recovery room with another guy who had undergone the same surgery.
They were both pretty out of it, and as we are talking to my dad he gets all huffy and says "hey, someone stole all my pubic hair!"
We sat there stunned trying not to laugh, when the voice on the other side of the curtain says "damn! they stole mine too!"
The last family function we had with my husbands family, his 84 year old grandmother starts telling us at the dinner table how her boyfriend can't get it up anymore, and she has wants and desires, so he has to use his hand & toys.
The last family function we had with my husbands family, his 84 year old grandmother starts telling us at the dinner table how her boyfriend can't get it up anymore, and she has wants and desires, so he has to use his hand & toys.
The last family function we had with my husbands family, his 84 year old grandmother starts telling us at the dinner table how her boyfriend can't get it up anymore, and she has wants and desires, so he has to use his hand & toys.
OMG
Old people are the flucking best. At Thanksgiving, my grandmother announced she wanted a new pair of pants because the pair she was wearing were "tight on her pvssy". It was the most amazing part of all of Thanksgiving. WTF.
The last family function we had with my husbands family, his 84 year old grandmother starts telling us at the dinner table how her boyfriend can't get it up anymore, and she has wants and desires, so he has to use his hand & toys.
OMG
Ok. This is the worst story in this thread. EWW
What made it more fun is that the boyfriend was there
I will add to the awkward oversharing by parents with the gem that when I was upset over my m/c my father decided to try to relate to me by telling me about how when my parents were seeing a doctor because they couldn't get pg (this I knew) they were instructed by the doctor to have sex in specific positions.
The last family function we had with my husbands family, his 84 year old grandmother starts telling us at the dinner table how her boyfriend can't get it up anymore, and she has wants and desires, so he has to use his hand & toys.
OMG
Ok. This is the worst story in this thread. EWW
What made it more fun is that the boyfriend was there
The last family function we had with my husbands family, his 84 year old grandmother starts telling us at the dinner table how her boyfriend can't get it up anymore, and she has wants and desires, so he has to use his hand & toys.
OMG
Ok. This is the worst story in this thread. EWW
What made it more fun is that the boyfriend was there
OMG!!!!!
He didn't even seem embarrassed by it. It was the most awkward situation I have ever been in.
2 years, 2 surgeries, 2 clomid fails, 2 IUIs, 1 loss, IVF #1 - 10/25/10 = BFP!, DS is now 3.5yrs!
TTC #2 - 6/12 surgery #3, FET #1 & 1.2 = BFN, 12/2012 FET #2 = BFP! DD is 1.5 yrs!
Surprise! 12/16/14 BFP, loss #2 12/31/14
I can't wait for the "im getting a divorce" post in 5 years or so because your husbands were fed up with your disgusting chair asses from playing on the knot all day and getting fired 4-5 times for not doing any work. you guys are all winners!! ~ Laur929
I found my parents copy of "The Joy of Sex" when I was about 15.
I was more disturbed by how hairy the couple was than I was by my parents having a copy of that book.
The guy had shoulder-length hair, a full beard, a whole lotta chest and leg hair and the woman had leg hair and pit hair.
Are we the same person?
My parents actually had a combo pack of The Joy of Sex and More Joy of Sex. The couple pictured in the illustrations was definitely a couple of dirty hippies. I'll never forget the part about using your big toe in lovemaking. Also, I remember there were suggestions of rubbing your body hair on your partner.
Dirty Hippies love hair.
-My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
I found my parents copy of "The Joy of Sex" when I was about 15.
I was more disturbed by how hairy the couple was than I was by my parents having a copy of that book.
The guy had shoulder-length hair, a full beard, a whole lotta chest and leg hair and the woman had leg hair and pit hair.
Are we the same person?
My parents actually had a combo pack of The Joy of Sex and More Joy of Sex. The couple pictured in the illustrations was definitely a couple of dirty hippies. I'll never forget the part about using your big toe in lovemaking. Also, I remember there were suggestions of rubbing your body hair on your partner.
Dirty Hippies love hair.
No, no, no. No. You haven't seen DH's toes. No.
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There's a reason nursing homes have one of the highest rates of STD's.
Please tell me this is not true.
That is true! The grandmother with the wants & desires says that a lot of her friends don't use condoms because at their age they don't even think about it.
Also, my cousin works in a retirement home as a lpn & you can't even imagine her stories.
One of my reasons for not wanting to get involved is what if your mother and father have an arrangement? What if they know what is going on and are ok with it?
Not that it makes it any better, but I just think you should leave their relationship alone and let them deal with it.
How do you know he doesn't have sex with your mom?
If he's 66 and uses condoms, good for him, it's always good to practice safe sex.
Why are you snooping in your elderly father's room?
No, don't confront him about condoms.
This made me LOL. Do you think that if he is cheating on your mom he would a. have condoms in his drawer where your mom would find them? b. being dtd in their bedroom/house and your mom not be aware of this?
I found my parents copy of "The Joy of Sex" when I was about 15.
I was more disturbed by how hairy the couple was than I was by my parents having a copy of that book.
The guy had shoulder-length hair, a full beard, a whole lotta chest and leg hair and the woman had leg hair and pit hair.
Are we the same person?
My parents actually had a combo pack of The Joy of Sex and More Joy of Sex. The couple pictured in the illustrations was definitely a couple of dirty hippies. I'll never forget the part about using your big toe in lovemaking. Also, I remember there were suggestions of rubbing your body hair on your partner.
Re: Should I call my dad out on this?
I found my parents copy of "The Joy of Sex" when I was about 15.
I was more disturbed by how hairy the couple was than I was by my parents having a copy of that book.
The guy had shoulder-length hair, a full beard, a whole lotta chest and leg hair and the woman had leg hair and pit hair.
Unable to even.
********************
You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
GROOOOOOOOSS!!!
Edited because I can't spell when I'm that grossed out.
In grad school I knew this girl who slept around a lot and often shared the details. One night she was going home with a friend of a friend. The guy was like, "look, I've gotta warn you, it's big...." and she just brushed it off. He was like, "Seriously." But she was like, "Whateves, it will be fine."
But they didn't end up having sex that night because apparently they just couldn't get it in. The story still haunts me.
Sounds like joy to me!
We need this:
My younger sister still lives with my parents. She decided to share with me that she heard them having sex the other night. AHHHHHHH
She said it was like 10 pm (way past their bed time) and she was leaving her room to go to the kitchen for a drink. Well, that was the first thing she heard when she stepped into the hall. So she ran back into her room and could not sleep all night.
My best TMI is after my dad woke up from having his prostate cancer removed, he was in a recovery room with another guy who had undergone the same surgery.
They were both pretty out of it, and as we are talking to my dad he gets all huffy and says "hey, someone stole all my pubic hair!"
We sat there stunned trying not to laugh, when the voice on the other side of the curtain says "damn! they stole mine too!"
It was awesome.
The last family function we had with my husbands family, his 84 year old grandmother starts telling us at the dinner table how her boyfriend can't get it up anymore, and she has wants and desires, so he has to use his hand & toys.
OMG
if there was ever a "noneya" this would be it.
...and gross.
That's weird. I don't remember seeing that. I must have forgot. Damn pregnancy brain.
Ok. This is the worst story in this thread. EWW
Sorry! I can't see most PIPs and GIFs on my work computer.
That is awesome
What made it more fun is that the boyfriend was there
This thread is epic.
I will add to the awkward oversharing by parents with the gem that when I was upset over my m/c my father decided to try to relate to me by telling me about how when my parents were seeing a doctor because they couldn't get pg (this I knew) they were instructed by the doctor to have sex in specific positions.
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OMG!!!!!
He didn't even seem embarrassed by it. It was the most awkward situation I have ever been in.
Parents are not people, too.
Why am I even reading this thread?!
Excuse me while I wash my eyes out with bleach.
OP-You're lame for not coming back.
2 years, 2 surgeries, 2 clomid fails, 2 IUIs, 1 loss, IVF #1 - 10/25/10 = BFP!, DS is now 3.5yrs!
TTC #2 - 6/12 surgery #3, FET #1 & 1.2 = BFN, 12/2012 FET #2 = BFP! DD is 1.5 yrs!
Surprise! 12/16/14 BFP, loss #2 12/31/14
I can't wait for the "im getting a divorce" post in 5 years or so because your husbands were fed up with your disgusting chair asses from playing on the knot all day and getting fired 4-5 times for not doing any work. you guys are all winners!! ~ Laur929
Are we the same person?
My parents actually had a combo pack of The Joy of Sex and More Joy of Sex. The couple pictured in the illustrations was definitely a couple of dirty hippies. I'll never forget the part about using your big toe in lovemaking. Also, I remember there were suggestions of rubbing your body hair on your partner.
Dirty Hippies love hair.
https://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2012/02/02/sexual-activity-and-std-rate-up-among-seniors/?hpt=he_c2
BFP Chart
OCT 2011 Moms BlogNo, no, no. No. You haven't seen DH's toes. No.
That is true! The grandmother with the wants & desires says that a lot of her friends don't use condoms because at their age they don't even think about it.
Also, my cousin works in a retirement home as a lpn & you can't even imagine her stories.
This thread is awesome...
One of my reasons for not wanting to get involved is what if your mother and father have an arrangement? What if they know what is going on and are ok with it?
Not that it makes it any better, but I just think you should leave their relationship alone and let them deal with it.
There's also like a 3-to-1 female-to-male ratio. A lot of sharing goes on.
This made me LOL. Do you think that if he is cheating on your mom he would a. have condoms in his drawer where your mom would find them? b. being dtd in their bedroom/house and your mom not be aware of this?
And I'm ok with that. Let's keep it this way.
But what if you're about to have major surgery? It might be your last chance!
I just vomited in my mouth.