August 2012 Moms

Married/Dating for his.....

I married my BD and my family thinks I married him because he has a big....you know what. He is really tall and has big hands and big feet. They all think I started dating him only because I thought he would be well endowed. Well it turns out he isn't...how can I get them to stop saying things and to believe me that I love him for him and not his mini me.

Re: Married/Dating for his.....

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  • Must have gotten this MUD idea from today's earlier post.

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  • imagesourapplemartini:
    Show them a picture of it.

    Yes

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  • imagesourapplemartini:
    Show them a picture of it.

    Problem solved. 

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  • imagesourapplemartini:
    Show them a picture of it.


    Who needs a pic? Tell your man to unzip, and show it off....


    ....superlame MUD.
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  • Have him whip it out at Christmas Dinner... Everyone loves a little tube steak.

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  • imagenicnac817:
    Have him whip it out at Christmas Dinner... Everyone loves a little tube steak.

    BWHAHAHA 

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  • As I was reading, I read "I married my biodad"... That freaked me out. The rest of the post bored me.
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  • imagenicnac817:
    Have him whip it out at Christmas Dinner... Everyone loves a little tube steak.


    Great idea!!! LOL
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  • imagenicnac817:
    Have him whip it out at Christmas Dinner... Everyone loves a little tube steak.


    Yes!!!


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  • This is about as entertaining as the nfl post. Is his weewee famous too?
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  • Hey, I mean, that's the only reason I married my husband. his family all knows...but they don't care! Afterall, a girl's got needs, right?

    Plus, he only married me for my as*, so fair is fair.

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  • Lots of mud last night, lol... It's entertaining at least.

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  • imageBayleighPaws:
    imageTula214:
    imagesourapplemartini:
    Show them a picture of it.
    Who needs a pic? Tell your man to unzip, and show it off.... ....superlame MUD.
    This is the very reason we are no longer welcome at Boston Pizza. Someone told DF he had a small weiner. Next thing you know he's standing up and unzipping his pants.

    Pics or it didn't happen.

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    imageJillwithani:

    imageBayleighPaws:
    imageTula214:
    imagesourapplemartini:
    Show them a picture of it.
    Who needs a pic? Tell your man to unzip, and show it off.... ....superlame MUD.
    This is the very reason we are no longer welcome at Boston Pizza. Someone told DF he had a small weiner. Next thing you know he's standing up and unzipping his pants.

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    I will totally snap pics next time. Mike also once whipped his penis out in the aisle at Safeway because our old roommate bet him 20 that he wouldn't. He also pulled his ass out in front if 2 cops at a music festival. That I do have pics of.

    Yes

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  • Shitz I needed this. Bhhahahhaha
    lolololo
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