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I had a Bump nightmare
I dreamt that there was a gtg at an archery range. I couldn't attend because it was too far away.
Later in my dream I was reading the newspaper and it said there was a mothering message board meet-up (our group!) and someone had been accidentally killed by a stray arrow! Then the board was filled with accusations that it was on purpose. I'm still not entirely sure if it was accidental. It was terrible. I literally woke up in a panic.
Promise me this: we will never do a gtg at an archery range. Anyone else ever have a weird dream about TB?
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Re: I had a Bump nightmare
Who died?
Unable to even.
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This. We need to figure out who the murderer was!
Dammit, CG, why do you always get right to he point. I'm a little afraid to say, for fear she'll think I'm creepy.
It was.....
Wine O Mite.
But in an odd illogical dream twist, she was also one of the suspects. So, interpret that as you will.lol, poor WoM!
Who were the other suspects?
Someone was probably just jealous of her lack of children and consistent sleep schedule.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Did you actually go, but not reveal yourself, and shoot that arrow?
Lol, not attending wasn't my cover! I'm innocent, I swear!
Accusations were flying like crazy, but the some that come to mind were Sofamonkey, RTV, and Kirky (lol).
I"m seriously loling at the idea of Kirky killing WoM with a bow and arrow.
WAIT.
Was this the Hunger Games?
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Whose idea was the archery meet up?
I think the gtg was WoM's idea! (dun dun DUN!!!!)
You know, now that I'm thinking clearly, I'm surprised that morayme or BumpKathleen weren't suspects.
Or Ryan. A guy that like Sbarro that much probably likes archery.
I second the vote for Ryan. The sbarro link makes sense.
You're just trying to make yourself look innocent.
Seriously. You're some random dude on a primly female board, not to mention the #1 poster within just a few weeks of showing up? Sounds fishy to me. ::suspicious side eye::
... and not fooling anybody. I'm inherently suspicious of guys... I've got issues.
LOL
this is like clue...bump style.
I sort of hope she doesn't see this thread. I'm really concerned that my dream comes off as creepy. I'm an internet stranger, but not a creepy one, I swear.
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