Wanna judge this guy with me?

pearblossom · November 2012

So I came across this ad on CL:

Even though it is a little...off, you never know right? He replied back that he'd like to speak with me by phone, and I gave him some availability. I used his email to google the bfuck out of him, and I'd like to share the hilarity.

His youtube video about his company

He got the company name from some deep implied meaning on a Barney episode? Put the bong down dude.

His "company" website

Full of typos and thinly veiled brags. Oh they flew you to SF for that job? You must be soooo important. However, if you can't figure out how many Os to put in too, I'm wondering if you really did work for HBO. Also, "raw brainstorming"? Code for bong hits.

His personal twitter

You would think someone so computer savvy would know how to keep this douchiness private? Oh you have sooooo much money. Mmmhmm.

I'm getting a total Entertainment 720 vibe here.

And, he doesn't even have the follow through to call me. Even though I have precisely the experience and education he clearly desperately needs. Good luck, rockstar dude.

Edited because I can't make fun of his spelling with spelling errors.