July 2012 Moms

Game: Corrupt a Wish

Ok Here are the rules
No Corrupting your own wish
Give someone else a turn too.
Thats about it


Example of Wish and Corruption
Wisher: I Wish i could Fly!
Corrupter: You could only fly for 30 seconds and you would fall to the ground and couldnt use it again for a year.

AND LETS GET STARTED!

 

I wish I would win the Lottery!

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Re: Game: Corrupt a Wish

  • imageamilyn9785:
    imagelainikins:
    imagereinedecajun:

    Ok Here are the rules
    No Corrupting your own wish
    Give someone else a turn too.
    Thats about it


    Example of Wish and Corruption
    Wisher: I Wish i could Fly!
    Corrupter: You could only fly for 30 seconds and you would fall to the ground and couldnt use it again for a year.

    AND LETS GET STARTED!

     

    I wish I would win the Lottery!

    Corruption: it is a scratch ticket for $1.
    wish: I wish I lived in my dream house.
    But now you can't afford a maid and you spend all day cleaning. I wish I could teleport.

     

    You would teleport but get stuck at the DMV and couldn't teleport out!

    I wish I could loose 40lbs instantly!

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  • imagereinedecajun:
    imageamilyn9785:
    imagelainikins:
    imagereinedecajun:

    Ok Here are the rules
    No Corrupting your own wish
    Give someone else a turn too.
    Thats about it


    Example of Wish and Corruption
    Wisher: I Wish i could Fly!
    Corrupter: You could only fly for 30 seconds and you would fall to the ground and couldnt use it again for a year.

    AND LETS GET STARTED!

     

    I wish I would win the Lottery!

    Corruption: it is a scratch ticket for $1.
    wish: I wish I lived in my dream house.
    But now you can't afford a maid and you spend all day cleaning. I wish I could teleport.

     

    You would teleport but get stuck at the DMV and couldn't teleport out!

    I wish I could loose 40lbs instantly!

    You lose it in your arms and legs only.  So you look like a weird meatball with sticks hanging out.

    I wish I could be a sahm. 

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  • imagelainikins:
    imageamilyn9785:


    But now you can't afford a maid and you spend all day cleaning.

    I wish I could teleport.


    But you come out of the teleportation half the height.


    I wish I did not need to sleep.


    But then you would randomly wet yourself!

    I wish I owned a llama.
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  • imageBransonsBecca:
    imagelainikins:
    imageamilyn9785:
    But now you can't afford a maid and you spend all day cleaning. I wish I could teleport.
    But you come out of the teleportation half the height.
    I wish I did not need to sleep.
    But then you would randomly wet yourself! I wish I owned a llama.

    He would do nothing but spit in your face.

    I wish I won a billion dollars.  

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  • imagemegs52881:
    imagereinedecajun:
    imageamilyn9785:
    imagelainikins:
    imagereinedecajun:

    Ok Here are the rules

    No Corrupting your own wish

    Give someone else a turn too.

    Thats about it



    Example of Wish and Corruption

    Wisher: I Wish i could Fly!

    Corrupter: You could only fly for 30 seconds and you would fall to the ground and couldnt use it again for a year.



    AND LETS GET STARTED!

     

    I wish I would win the Lottery!



    Corruption: it is a scratch ticket for $1.

    wish: I wish I lived in my dream house.


    But now you can't afford a maid and you spend all day cleaning.

    I wish I could teleport.

     

    You would teleport but get stuck at the DMV and couldn't teleport out!

    I wish I could loose 40lbs instantly!

    You lose it in your arms and legs only.  So you look like a weird meatball with sticks hanging out.

    I wish I could be a sahm. 



    Corruption: you have to stay at home at all times.

    I wish I was able to fly a plane.
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  • imageManda+Chase:
    imageK8says:
    imagemegs52881:
    imagereinedecajun:
    imageamilyn9785:
    imagelainikins:
    imagereinedecajun:

    Ok Here are the rules
    No Corrupting your own wish
    Give someone else a turn too.
    Thats about it


    Example of Wish and Corruption
    Wisher: I Wish i could Fly!
    Corrupter: You could only fly for 30 seconds and you would fall to the ground and couldnt use it again for a year.

    AND LETS GET STARTED!

     

    I wish I would win the Lottery!

    Corruption: it is a scratch ticket for $1.
    wish: I wish I lived in my dream house.
    But now you can't afford a maid and you spend all day cleaning. I wish I could teleport.

     

    You would teleport but get stuck at the DMV and couldn't teleport out!

    I wish I could loose 40lbs instantly!

    You lose it in your arms and legs only.  So you look like a weird meatball with sticks hanging out.

    I wish I could be a sahm. 

    Corruption: you have to stay at home at all times. I wish I was able to fly a plane.

    Corruption: You can't land the plane. (Is that really mean?)

    I wish I had a farm! 

    You had a farm but then your pigs would all get a horrid case of diarehhea!

    I wish my dog would loose his bark between midnight and 4 am!

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  • imageManda+Chase:

    imageJodieLyn10:
     Your house is always clean but you have terrible B.O. I wish I could have a professional massage every day.

    Corruption: They use Crisco for oil and you always smell funny after.

    I wish I had a yacht. 

     

    You get a yacht but then Dale and Brennan from StepBrothers film Boats and Hoes on it!!!

    I wish this vodka would make me sleepy!

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  • imageManda+Chase:
    imagenellrose:
    imageManda+Chase:
    imagereinedecajun:

    You get a yacht but then Dale and Brennan from StepBrothers film Boats and Hoes on it!!!

    I wish this vodka would make me sleepy!

    It makes you sleepy, but it makes you have very vivid dreams of tap dancing polar bears for several hours.

    I wish I didn't have these gray hairs!


    You go bald.
    I wish the NHL would come to an agreement so I can leave my DH to amuse himself for a couple hours.

    They agree that everyone must meet in your kitchen to discuss further agreements.

    I wish I could fly to the moon!



    But you forgot your air tank so you can't get out and walk around or do anything cool on the moon.

    I wish I had a million dollars!
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  • imagenellrose:
    imageandreab7412:
    imageBucks County Newlywed 808:


    But you forgot your air tank so you can't get out and walk around or do anything cool on the moon.

    I wish I had a million dollars!


    But it was all in pennies and couldn't be changed to any other form.

    I wish I lived in paradise.

    But you'd live there alone.
    I wish I could rid the world of ignorant rude people.


    They're replaced be overlyfriendly knowitalls.

    I wish men would carry the babies for half the gestation.

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    Even a minor event in the life of a child is an event of that child's world and thus a world event.

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  • imagenellrose:
    imagelainikins:
    imageMissMusic:

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    Your clothes will look stunning on you, except that means you look great in 80's fashion from sweat bands to big hair, popped collars and neon spandex.  Maybe even blue eyeshadow and high-top sneakers.

    I wish my boobs would stay this size and not shrink back to the size of raisins.


    Your boobs stay the same size, but everything else about you grows putting them back proportionally as raisins.
    I wish my building had an elevator.

    But it only has one button which doesn't go to your floor.

    I wish I had some awesome coffee right now.


    It tastes great but it's all decaffeinated.

    I wish LO would stop trying to help me hold the bottle and pushing it out of her mouth.

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    Even a minor event in the life of a child is an event of that child's world and thus a world event.

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