Community› The Bump Month Clubs› May 2012 Moms
May 2012 Moms
New Discussion

Epic Facepalm DH -_-

littleredfishlittleredfish member
in May 2012 Moms

My DH is known for speaking faster than his brain can comprehend what he is saying, and it often gets him into trouble. Tonight was no exception.

After seeing a an IPhone commercial with a carved tribal face fireplace, DH jokes "do you want one of those?". Then he proceeds to say "yeah, I'll carve one of your face; your face and your muffin tops." To which I obviously reply "uh..excuse me?"

Apparently he is under the very mistaken impression that "muffin tops" are the tops of a womans breasts when she wears a pushup bra. After a little lesson in google images he realized that is NOT what the rest of the world is referring to when they say "muffin top" and tried to apologize. Needless to say, the damage is done. No hanky-panky for DH and my "muffin tops" tonight. Ugh. Men.

Anybody else have some DH/SO facepalm moments to share so I know my loveable tool isn't the only clueless one out there?

Daisypath Anniversary tickers

Lilypie Third Birthday tickers

image

Report Reply to Post

Re: Epic Facepalm DH -_-

  • mkflower3000mkflower3000 member

    LOL at your story!

    Well, before DD was born DH apparently thought that babies didn't poop at all until they started eating solids... Even though he has 2 younger siblings and babysat infants a lot when he was younger. I have no idea how that little detail managed to escape him...

    Warning No formatter is installed for the format bbhtml
    Report Reply
  • Loading the player...
  • bellelambbellelamb member
    Oh these are great!! It's normally me that says dumb things not dh.
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker Untitled
    Report Reply
  • Jess & DrewJess & Drew member

    LMAO!

    About a week after my c-section, DH accidentally elbowed me in the stomach (*cringe in pain*), and he said "Oh oh $h!t". I told him not to worry he got me kind of up high and that I would be ok in a couple of minutes. He said "No I was freaking out because your stomach is so squishy now." Not really a clueless moment, but definitely came off as "tool-ish".

    Photobucket
    Report Reply
  • JAP09-02JAP09-02 member
    These are too funny. Our washing machine is kind of on the fritz, and DH told me I could go to the laundromat and use it as a little break. Gee thanks! Yeah I was sans kids, but loading up all that laundry and hauling it back was a lot of work. Not exactly the break I was hoping for. Oh and he had gone hunting for fun with his dad the day before.
    Report Reply
  • littleredfishlittleredfish member
    Oh wow. I'm litterally laughing out loud at these. Come on ladies, there must be more!
    Daisypath Anniversary tickers

    Lilypie Third Birthday tickers

    image

    Report Reply
This discussion has been closed.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards
"
"