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Pregnancy Haiku

3GirlsMama3GirlsMama member
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So, I'm pulling this out from grade-school days, I believe it is 3 lines, 5 - 7 - 5 syllables each (give or take).  Any takers?  Here's mine for the day!

Show me where I signed up

For walking the dog in the snow

At nine months pregnant!

Haha, my username should read "3Girlsand1BoyMama"...with #5 on the way!  (and then we're done.)

Me, 33, DH, 32  DDs 9, 7, 4 and DS 2.  EDD #5 4-29-15


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  • Randa&JermRanda&Jerm member

    Pregnancy is hard

     

     


     

    Attention span is missing

     

     


     

    Refrigerator

     

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  • snmcfarlinsnmcfarlin

    My feet are bread loaves

     My hands look just like biscuits

    Puffed up and risen.

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  • hansonam446hansonam446
    imageRanda&Jerm:

    Pregnancy is hard

     

     


     

    Attention span is missing

     

     


     

    Refrigerator

     

    .

     

    HAHAHAHAHA! Love.

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  • JenniferLuvsCandyJenniferLuvsCandy member

    I had a root canal today

    No milk in the house

    Boo.

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  • AnotherPreggoAnotherPreggo member

    Baby, where are you?

    Your mother does not like this.

    Please get out of me.

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    DS 7/16/14
    DD Free from FPIES triggers as of 18 months! 
    Sweet potato, avocado, banana, mango, oats, wheat & rice outgrown.
    Dairy, soy, and peanut allergies outgrown! Allergic to eggs.
    DS MSPI, egg allergy
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  • 3GirlsMama3GirlsMama member
    Thanks for playing ;)  Loved the refrigerator line.

    Haha, my username should read "3Girlsand1BoyMama"...with #5 on the way!  (and then we're done.)

    Me, 33, DH, 32  DDs 9, 7, 4 and DS 2.  EDD #5 4-29-15


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  • velazquezk1velazquezk1 member
    Not pregnant with twins.


    You think I am big?


    Screw off you crackhead.



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  • martha919martha919 member

    Where did my waist go?

    Baby why do you kick me?

    My ribs hurt a lot.

    Yeah, the refrigerator one was waaaaaay better.

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  • viking15viking15 member
    imageKittery16:
    Baby, where are you?Your mother does not like this.Please get out of me.


    LOVE!
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  • snmcfarlinsnmcfarlin

    imagevelazquezk1:
    Not pregnant with twins. You think I am big? Screw off you crackhead. :

     

    lol! thank you for this! 

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  • Randa&JermRanda&Jerm member

    imagevelazquezk1:
    Not pregnant with twins. You think I am big? Screw off you crackhead. :

    This would be me on a cranky day.  Today I'm more spacey and attention deficient =o)

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  • jenijeaniejenijeanie

    Hahahaha, I totally forgot what I was crying about ;)

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