Vaguebooking: The Game

megahof · October 2012

The post from last night gave me an idea for a game. It seems that most (if not all) of us have friends who consistently post vague Facebook status updates that drive us all crazy. Here's the game: find one of those statuses in your feed. Post it here. Then, we can all try to figure out just what the heck this person is talking about (it can be with your post or with someone else's).

I'll start: "so many questions....so few answers"

runrinserepeat · October 2012

Aw, I thought this would be more interesting. Like post a vague status and let us know the responses. I think I've hidden all the vague bookers on my feed. If forced to guess, i'd say yours is taking a test but hasn't studied Stick out tongue

ETA: I just went in search of a status to post. Can't find any. My newsfeed security measures must be working.

megahof · October 2012

kleMcK:
Aw, I thought this would be more interesting. Like post a vague status and let us know the responses. I think I've hidden all the vague bookers on my feed. If forced to guess, i'd say yours is taking a test but hasn't studied

I think the problem is that most people I know ignore these posts, so besides an occasional "what's wrong?" or "what happened?" there are usually no comments.

I have most of my vaguebookers hidden, too, but occasionally I look them up just to see if they're still notoriously vague.

lancyjo · October 2012

kleMcK:
Aw, I thought this would be more interesting. Like post a vague status and let us know the responses. I think I've hidden all the vague bookers on my feed. If forced to guess, i'd say yours is taking a test but hasn't studied

I would love this game if I wouldn't be forced to hate myself for vaguebooking. Stick out tongue

I'd guess yours is watching a confusing movie... you know, like Iron Man. /s/

I've hidden most of my vaguebookers too... but I managed to weed one out today.

"Today is a new day... I'm just so over it"

jja0812 · October 2012

These are all from the same person (she's a real winner):

"some of yall are just plain nasty!"

"omg i dont have time to play with u children...move on!"

"u aint bout what u be talkin bout!"

"people trying to irritate me bc they irritated. Misery loves company so I will smile ALONE!"

"Y are u soooo fake? ugh just saw something...glad i dont fool with u!"

"singing...if u ask me I'm ready...."

laura.noel · October 2012

All from the same person:

"I dont know who has the upper hand right now...but it isnt me"

"There are no words for the way I am feeling today. None. "

"I hope tomorrow goes better than today did...I could really use a good day "

"So today I let another opportunity at something I've been wanting for a long time pass me by...again...leave it up to me and my nerves and anxiety will f**k me over every time "

"Don't know whether to be sad, pissed off, or worried...or maybe I'm just a b!tch "

"wonders if it's time to start rebuilding my walls again... "

ETA: Almost left a naughty word in there, oops!

fredpuma · October 2012

'I don't want to talk about it yet. Prayers please.' That just makes me want to ask, and then I hate you.

bluejayway · October 2012

M favorite is:

"prayers needed please!!"

Um...ok? Sheesh you guys have some good ones though. Haha.

Shawnee11507 · October 2012

Also all from the same person:

"Just can't quite figure it out. I hate this feeling. I know it's happening just can't place my finger on it at this time. Don't worry, in due time... IN DUE TIME!!!!!!"

"Well just did my last shot. Hopefully they have worked. I have to check in month and if not back I have 5% chance it will come Back at all. Please pray its cured. It's been a rough year on this treatment. So glad it's over." (She has never said what the shots are for)

"Maybe it's just time to start over and leave behind the people I bend over backwards for that could care less!!!!"

"Words cannot describe the pain and Hurt I feel right now. Not going to put my business out there like that but lets just say I wouldn't wish this disgust on my worst enemy. I've been feeling it creep up for few weeks (hell months) and have been suppressing it and being alone with three kids and one of them sick has just pushed me over the edge. Sorry but I needed to vent and I'm hoping someone on fb cares. At least I can say someone does then. Goodnight."

"Ever get the feeling ur not wanted somewhere??? Well I have and I'm choosing to ignore it. I'm going and that is that. Sorry(not really)!!!!"

"Ugh!!!! That is only word to describe it right now."

88eve88 · October 2012

From the same person:

"I just can't catch a break...."

"I didn't realize how horrible my day was until I came home and gave my husband the run down. At which point he said "wow...baby you had a really bad day".... "

... So, I'm guessing she had a bad day?