October 2011 Moms

Need some help decorating a thong

For bachelorette partiesmy sis and I  like making a funny/ gag gift, to go along with our real gift.  They range from funny videos, tube sock penises, and raccoon tailed thongs. 

For my cousin we are decorating her a thong .  We know as soon as the honeymoon begins they are going to be TTC, so we are trying to think of something funny to go along with that.  Our other option is to do something that can correlate back to Audrey Hepburn (MEH). 

Strange request, I know.  Myt brain is hurting by trying to come up with ideas.  

 

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Re: Need some help decorating a thong

  • Can you do an iron on of a condom behind one of the signs with the line through the circle? Also at my lingerie shower my mom bought a tote from VS and put a bottle of cheap champagne, Advil, lube, a vibrating *** ring and a few pairs of lace panties and God only knows where she found it but a one piece bustier romper that had hearts that lit up where the nipples were. It was hilarious. She took the light up thing back but the rest of the bag came on our honeymoon.
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  • All that comes to mind with the Audrey Hepburn theme is pearls...which could go a million different directions ;o)

    It's strange what you'll find when you google "Trying to Conceive Thong"

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  • You could get the rhinestone letters at a hobby store and put "open for business".

    ETA: You could also do the mullet quote but you would need a pair of bikinis for it and I don't know how dirty/kinky you want to be..."Business in the front and a party in the back."  Gotta love the double entendre. Stick out tongue



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  • Oh yeahhh, it's business time! How about a bunch of arrows to tell the sperm which way to go? And an X over the back door so they don't try to get in the wrong way. ;

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  • imageStewartandmaura:

    You could get the rhinestone letters at a hobby store and put "open for business".

    ETA: You could also do the mullet quote but you would need a pair of bikinis for it and I don't know how dirty/kinky you want to be..."Business in the front and a party in the back."  Gotta love the double entendre. Stick out tongue

    I love the idea of a mullet thong!

    Thanks gals!

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