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Vegetarian farts

MrsCodeMonkeyMrsCodeMonkey member
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I saw someone posted about farts a while ago and one of the responses was about vegetarian farts. I'm a vegetarian in training, if such a thing exists. I avoid cooking meat at home, but I'll eat it if it's offered somewhere.

Anyhow, so back to the farts...since I started eating mostly veggies I have insane something crawled up there and died farts...they're mostly in the evening. I thought my body would adjust to the extra fiber, but no....should I buy Beano or get DH a gas mask?
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Re: Vegetarian farts

  • ManateearmzManateearmz member
    Get used to that and pooping at least 3 times daily.

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  • mamaZbomamaZbo member
    It is terrible. Since I refuse to poop or fart at work, I have to undo my pants buttons on the way home and I feel like I need to stay away from sharp corners for fear of explosion.
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  • MrsCodeMonkeyMrsCodeMonkey member
    imagemamaZbo:
    It is terrible. Since I refuse to poop or fart at work, I have to undo my pants buttons on the way home and I feel like I need to stay away from sharp corners for fear of explosion.


    LOL! I hate farting in public. This weekend we went to Lowes and I couldn't help it. The aisle was empty, but not for long. I felt so badly for the poor people walking through my brown cloud. Silent, but deadly!
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  • momofmanyinthemittenmomofmanyinthemitten member
    Our code word for LO to poop is, "push." Yesterday, I let a super smelly fart rip. She looked at me and said, "Mamum stinky. Go push?" No, dear, I did not crap my pants, nor do I need to poop. It's a medical condition, right?!
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