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Things I've said to my children...

adoxyinherearadoxyinherear member
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This guy did a series of posters based on the bizarre things he says because he has kids. They're fabulous.

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  • KJsbabeKJsbabe member
    Haha! He sounds like a fun dad!
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  • WearingRedWearingRed member
    Let's see..... "Please leave the cat's butt alone." Is at the top of my list.
    Who else has some funny lines. I bet we can top "yes the sword is wet."

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    imageWearingRed:
    Let's see..... "Please leave the cat's butt alone." Is at the top of my list. Who else has some funny lines. I bet we can top "yes the sword is wet."

    I can't wait to hear what you ladies have to add. Unfortunately, DD has yet to supply us with the appropriate ammunition :)

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  • lex382lex382 member
    That's hysterical!
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  • pottermommypottermommy member

    No!  You do not eat kitty litter!

    Please take your hand out of your pants in walmart.

    Yes I see that is where the pee comes out.

    Get your a$$ off of my face.

    Can I please pee alone.

    No honey Daddy was just checking to see if there was money in my bra.

    Yes that's right if you kiss a boy you get zits : )

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  • pottermommypottermommy member

    The DVD player is not an ATM stop putting my credit card in there.

    Would you like if I touched you with my poop?

    DO NOT FEED THE BABY PLAYDOUGH!!!!

    Yes your panties are dry but you pee AFTER you sit on the potty.

    Why is the cat purple?

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    Pottersmommy, those are awesome!

    So far my best is, "We don't eat the dogs tail"

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  • xleslieraexxleslieraex member
    No dude, that's not poop. It's your penis. (I say this one a lot.)
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  • pottermommypottermommy member

    imagexleslieraex:
    No dude, that's not poop. It's your penis. (I say this one a lot.)

    bwahahahahaha

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