We had a big family dinner yesterday at my parents house. My grandma was holding Mina as we were getting ready to sit down to eat. Mina had been fussing and then started crying pretty hard. I looked over and my Grandma was holding her like an awkward sack of potatoes. Her legs and head weren't supported, just her chest. No wonder she was crying! I would cry too if someone was holding me by my armpits.
I took Mina and tried to calm her down at the table but I eventually had to nurse her. By the time I got back my food was cold.
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I made sure to feed Nico when they started carving the turkey so I could eat uninterrupted. He was a bit fussy at first then fell asleep and I was able to eat with everyone else.