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October 2011 Moms
christiney06
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FFFC
christiney06
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I haven't been around much the past few weeks so hopefully this hasn't been banned and i'm just not in the know!
I will keep it light and entertaining though, all sex confessions. feel free to join me so I don't look like a dirty pervert 
-DH and I had sex twice last night. that hasn't happened in well over a year and my vag is super sore today.
-I have never had sex with anyone you would call "well endowed". MH is in the medium category but my ex before him was pathetically small so it seemed big at first. I will always be curious what a giant one could do for me, since i'm one of the "lucky" ones who can't O from sex alone.
- my parents divorced when I was little and my mom had her fair share of boyfriends when we were growing up. I heard her having sex with them a few times over the years and it seriously scarred me for life. because of this I could never have sex when there is any possibility of my kids being around. no daytime quickies for me while they're watching tv, i just can't get into it.
-whenever my husband and I make a friendly wager on something, it's always for oral sex. i've been on a losing streak lately and I owe him four as of right now. my jaw hurts just thinking about this.
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LOL! I like this thread!! I would DIE if I ever heard my parents doing it when I was younger. However, looking back, we lived in a 900 square foot house and I never heard anything. I sure hope they were doing it (not that I want to know) just to keep their relationship alive!
Mine is that DH has no idea how dirty I could be given the chance. He's so vanilla. I think that it might scare him. I'm always up for the 'what's your fantasy' conversation, but I guess I've never gotten him drunk enough to give me dirty details of what he likes!
I hated that book but I pulled it back out a few months ago for my 2yr old. Recently my DD has gotten really into this book and its become a teaching tool. She has learned light, start, moon, bunny, bed, oatmeal [mush], and lots of other words from it. I hated that book but now that she's getting involved with reading it its appeal has started to grow. It's redundant as h3ll but if she's learning I guess I have to suck it up. Haha!
Super, I love Goonight Moon! It's one of our favorites. Although I suppose it is a little odd. Oh well.
My own confession: I really dislike baby announcement pics involving people's pets. If the dog is just in the picture with you, fine. But when she is holding a sign saying "I'm going to be a big sister!" it's a little much for me. I really should confess this over on the April board since it has inspired this confession . However, the board is still new and I don't want to start things off by getting called a b!tch or a dog hater. No offense meant to anyone here who may have done this kind of announcement, it's just NMS. I have and love my dogs, and they are wonderful, but they aren't children or siblings to my child.
Ok lets see..
DH and I use to be long distance, We once had sex 20 times in 5 days. I hurt for a week.
I have never been with a Guy who is not well endowed in the groin area,
I am very vanilla and DH is seems to become less and less vanilla over the years.
I love bathroom sex.
I heard my dad and step mom having sex and told my dad to keep it down (i was 12)
Your post made me think of this picture, which creeps me the fcuk out. Something about the dog's face, idk. I'm sorry to those who think this is cute. I just don't.
Also, going along with the dog theme, I have ZERO desire to get another dog right now. It was so hard towards the end with our old dog who passed away. All the cleaning, carrying, caretaking on top of having our new baby. A puppy would be super fun, but then I would be the one who was potty training while Carson is toddling around, trying to touch the poopie or pee on the floor. Definitely when he's older, but just not now.
-I've only slept with DH.
- I texted him all day Tuesday to come home on his break and have sex with me. He obliged, but I could tell he was really stressed about being late. I'm thinking about doing it again today.
-It's looking like I haven't paid my babysitter since July....I'm awesome.
DH is pretty vanilla too. Sometimes I wish he would be anti-vanilla.
While we were out of town for the conference I spent $70 on a skirt I really liked. I think DH thought it was only $50. No matter the price, I shouldn't have spent the money since DH is still only employed 1/2 time.
This made me laugh. Now when I read the book to DD, I am going to think "shady a$$ bunny."
I don't have a confession of my own just yet.
My bedroom growing up was directly below my Dad and Step-Mom's, and I could hear EVERYTHING....this is why DH and I agree that when given the choice, children's rooms should be as far away from the parents' room as possible!
I can't think of a confession right now, but I'll try to come up with something...
I only like the book as one of my "finish" books. We always read at least 3 books each sleepy time, and u always try to have the last book saying goodnight in some way. "Go the Fck to Sleep" is probably more appropriate for some of us.
I confess that I'm so ready to ween but Nora isn't going for it anymore. She's teething, so I'm hoping we can ween once this phase is over
I have 2 more confessions...
1.) I bought a purse a few weeks ago and used it for a couple of days before deciding that it wasn't going to work for me. I am now returning it. I feel really guilty about this but not guilty enough to keep it.
2.) I really do not want to go to work today as it has been a really busy week with all of the traveling. I am going in late, probably leaving early, and I will be wearing yoga pants all day.
I was about thisclose to ordering and talked myself out of it. I have the extra cash right now but I would really rather save it instead of being pissed in 2 months when he wore the pajamas once.
Did you mean 32 dollar or is 32 baby pajamas some awesome brand I don't know about?
When I was in high school, I found condoms in my fathers night stand when I was looking for head phones, I told my parents they weren't allowed to have sex.
This totally looks like one of my dogs ! I think the pose and the fact that it's wearing a human t-shirt (not a doggy shirt) is what's making it look a bit strange.
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all." -- Dale Carnegie
"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time." --Thomas A. Edison
This picture is bfucking creepy. Shadow is probably the best dog in the world, but when she was a puppy, I would have sold her to the circus happily some days. Especially during nights, when I got up all the time with her. Yeah, I know. It's been a breeze compared to having kids, but I didn't k ow that yet.
My confession? I pretended to have fallen asleep on the couch last night. At 9. It was awesome. I hoped DH would let me sleep til 11 or something. I woke up at 3. Super engorged and hurting, but oh so rested. I feel a little bad about how it started though.
I can't think of anything good.. but I do have one confession..
I made about 35 copies of L's birthday invitation to send out. MrsMo was nice enough to send me her extra petal fold invitation things... so I put L's invites on those. Initially, that was going to be more than enough copies. But you all know how that goes.. 35 turns into 45.. which ends up being closer to 55.
So I had 20 "plain" invitations left to send out. My confession is that I made sure I sent the "good" invitations to all the other moms with LOs, instead of family members. Talk about competing in the mommy wars... so stupid! I'm still surprised at myself that I thought it was sooo important to send the "good" invitations to the moms with kids ... like who really cares? Argh..
DH woke me up at 2 am to have sex last night. I was into it for a while until it became apparent he was only half into it and was never going to get there, then I just got mad that he had woken me up, shoved him off and said "that's enough of that".
I have only had sex with black, African men. I believe they have all been pretty well-endowed, but am curious about what it would be like with someone smaller than average.
I don't think I ever heard my parents, or walked in on them, thankfully.
DH and I have pretty much always been long distance. One weekend when we were dating I flew out to see him and we had sex 18 times. In 2.5 days. Some of those times were oral because by the end I was dying. I ended up with a terrible, massive, horrible UTI that I didn't realize I had until I was starting the 5 hour pane ride home. Worst.
My confession (which is totally flameful): I went to go talk to DH about our issues the other day. Its a 3 hour drive. I stayed one night and then left last night after Evelyn went to sleep, around 830. I was putting her in the car and DH came out saying he couldn't get the pack n play down correctly. So I went in to show him and closed the car door so the interior light wouldn't shine on her. We got everything packed up in the car and I headed out.
I got home around 1145 and when I got her out of the car I realized I had buckeld her but never tightened the straps! I felt AWFUL. I drove three hours in pitch black desert/windy mountain terrain and she wasn't even buckled in properly. I barely slept last night because I was racked with guilt and kept thinking about the possible situations in which she could have gotten seriously hurt. MOTY right here people.
BFP February 2011; DD born October 15, 2011
CP: December 2012
Miscarriage: February 2013
Blighted Ovum: July 2013
I never heard my parents. They used to go to the bedroom and lock the door to "pay the bills." I never realized what they were doing. My mom worked nights as a nurse so if they had to "pay the bills", it was always during the day or evening, and it usually ended with one of us six kids trying to bust through the door. I'm sure it was very satisifying sex.
My confession is every time I see someone type bfucking, my brain automatically reads butt effing. I don't think its meant to be read that way, right? Just a clever way to drop the f-bomb?
It actually went really well. He listened, was very, very apologetic, and really kind of opened up to me about why he says some of the things he says. I don't want to hijack this thread so I'll probably do a seperate update. Thanks for asking!
BFP February 2011; DD born October 15, 2011
CP: December 2012
Miscarriage: February 2013
Blighted Ovum: July 2013
Someone correct me if I am wrong, but I think it came from a typo. Kind of how "bush" originated from WineBaby typing "bush" instead of "bish."
Along these lines, when I read WCM the CM part reminds of the meaning of CM on TTC, which is cervical mucus.
Dollars! Stupid mobile site apparently doesn't believe in the dollar sign.
ummm...I'm not going to flame you for the carseat incident. When I was a nanny, I was at a play date with my nanny kids and the youngest was super colicky. I swaddled him and he fell fell asleep and I laid him in his carseat. He was about four or five months old. When we left the play date, he was still sleeping....I put the kids in the car and headed back to my boss's house which was about 3 miles away. After getting home, he slept awhile and then woke up. I went to get him out of the carseat and realized I had never strapped him in! I felt awful!! I told my boss about it and she reassured me it happens to a lot of people. About a week later, it ended up happening to her. And when I went to the fair with Gator, we went in my friends car so her carseat had to be seatbelted in without the base or it wouldn't fit. I put her in the carseat, strapped her in, then went and put away the stroller, climbed into the car and we left. It was like a 10 mile drive, and we got to my friends house and she pulled Gator out of the car and said "ummm....did you already take the seatbelt off?" I said "no" and she informed me that I never put it on! So Gator was strapped into her carseat but her carseat wasn't strapped into the car! I am so used to not having to use the carseat, that it didn't even dawn on my after strapping her into the seat, to use the seatbelt after. Oops!
My confession: I clean my IL's house every two weeks for some extra money now that I am staying at home with Gator. They are pretty clean and it takes me about 3 hours. This week, Gator and I have been sick and the last thing I wanted to do was clean their house. My FIL is retired so I went on the day I knew he was golfing and ended up spot cleaning for a little over an hour. Then because my FIL's dad lives where he can see me come and go from the house, I stayed in the house watching cartoons with Gator and bumping for another hour or so. I had printed off some of Gator's pictures from her bday invite photo shoot in 5x7 to see how they would turn out and I happened to have them in Gator's diaper bag so I put like 7 of them upright on my MIL entertainment center to make up for the fact that I spot cleaned. They are so flexible with me working that they would have changed the day to next week if I asked, but I didn't want to push it off a week because I wanted the money. So I ended up getting 130 dollars to spot-clean for an hour....and then to watch cartoons and bump.
Another confession is that the one thing she asked me to do was to wipe down her floors.....pretty much on my hands and knees....because there were so many nooks and crannies that don't get cleaned with a mop or swifter. Okay, no biggie. Well what they don't know is I bought a Shark Vac and Steam and have it hidden in an area of the house where they don't go. I have been using it for months. She keeps talking about how her last house cleaner never got the floors looking as clean as I do, and that they look amazing. Thank you Shark.
My last confession is that because Gator is sick, she wants to be held all day long. And even when she is being held, she whines. The only thing that that is keeping her happy is the tv. I have been setting her in her chair with a snack and turning on a movie just so I have an hour to get stuff done.
It's "talking about Christmas/Birthday presents" here
No one has busted through the door, but we have had door handle rattles.
My confession: Wes is a magic baby. He has slept 1012 hour solid stretches since he was around 45 months. He is rarely in a s hitty mood for no reason. He is cute, sweet, and pleasant. He eats pretty much everything, and has no food allergies we know of.
I'm scared to death to TTC 2. It's not even on the books yet, but seriously I'm f ucked for the next baby. I know the universe will not let lightning strike twice. So for everyone dealing with night wakings, or surly attitudes the grass isn't always greener. Because the "lightning strike" analogy is a 2way street.
BFP 1/18/11, EDD 10/1/11. Born at 37w5d on 9/15/11.
***BFP Chart***
"There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
I know what you mean. And everyone you talk to seems to add to the paranoia, right? We keep hearing that if the first one is so good the next will be a complete disaster. Or that if she lets us sleep now, she won't as a teenager. I'm still hopeful for a second bolt of lightning, though.
BFP #1: July 12, 2010 Natural M/C: July 26, 2010
BFP #2: January 30 ,2011 Born: September 29, 2011
BFP #3: January 5, 2013 Born: August 25, 2013