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Open Letter Thursday

KellyFM522KellyFM522 member
in October 2012 Moms

Dear unborn child, 

 I want to meet you, please come out soon. Your getting really big/heavy. 

Love,

Mom

 

Dear Smokers,

Please blow your smoke somewhere OTHER than the path I am walking in. Its so gross, and it will kill you faster than it will kill me.

Sincerely, 

Annoyed Commuter

 

 

 


Duke Winter 10/11/12
Baby Duex 05/20/15

NYC Momma 

"My stroller is my SUV"
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  • elfchiqueelfchique member
    Dear NICU nurse Jen,
    Everything about your shift last night sucked. I sincerely hope I never have to see you again. I hope you step on a Lego.
    Elfchique
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  • WenchHeartWenchHeart

    Dear DH,

    That deep *sigh* I did after I sad never mind, meant that I really do want you to preform the task. Please pick up on my Sigh Language.

    Sincerely, Your Frustrated Bride

    Dear Left Boob,

    Why aren't you producing the same amount of milk as the right? I have to constantly switch sides when feeding, and while feeding two babies at the same time? Forget about it! Pick up on your slack.

    Sincerely, Me and The Right Boob

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  • hs10hs10 member

    Dear HR lady,

     Why did you wait so long to send me the paperwork for my STD?  And why didn't you give me complete directions on what I needed to do with it?  Now I need to drive back to the OB's office to have them sign an additional paper and it's forty minutes round-trip.

    Sincerely,

    Annoyed with your stupidity.

     

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  • Dana327Dana327 member
    Dear LO
    You are now full term so anytime you are ready please show up. Also please dont be a sunny side up baby.

    Dear Weather
    I need sleep so please cool down a little or a lot.
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member

    Dear MIL,

    Thanks for deciding to freak the eff out two days before my due date because I don't want you and my FIL in the room while I push a baby out of my vag, but I am comfortable with my mom there. Thanks to you, I told my mom she can't be there because it "isn't fair" to you, never mind my comfort. This is just what I needed when I should be having a baby any minute now.

    Sincerely, 

    Your fed up DIL.

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