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October 2012 Moms
Mrschica
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Married my best friend 09.18.11
TTC since 12.10.11, BFP #1 02.10.12
Baby E born 10/18/12. 8.5lbs and 21in of pure perfection!
My Blogging Endeavors:
Here Comes Mommy
WTF Wednesday!
Mrschica
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Aaaand GO!
WTF BIL, you are 40 years old... and defriend me on facebook? really? go on another Disney world trip while DH and I take care of your mother while she undergoes treatment for her cancer.
WTF baby, that ridiculous lightning crotch was totally unnecessary today! I still love you, but please, unless you are ready to come out, leave my vajayjay alone!!!
Married my best friend 09.18.11
TTC since 12.10.11, BFP #1 02.10.12
Baby E born 10/18/12. 8.5lbs and 21in of pure perfection!
My Blogging Endeavors:
Here Comes Mommy
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Re: WTF Wednesday!
WTF home builders?! Quit leaving the job early and build are freaking house already! I feel like DH and I could have done it faster...oh and learn to freakin measure!
WTF weird little space between my butt and vajayjay?! Why are you so sore...gahhh! Thank goodness I have a yoga ball
WTF me! Why did I think waxing at 38 weeks was a good idea? Even though I'm glad I did it, I can barely walk now.
WTF body, why do you only want sweets and sugar? Why can't you crave spinach? Or fruit?
Oh yeah Im with you on this, the only good thing I actually want is oranges or watermelon. Everything else I have to force down.
3 IUI's w/Clomid & Ovidrel=all BFNs
3 IVF (2 Fresh, 1 frozen) =BFN
Jan 2012 New RE & Fresh Cycle =BFP!
Wtf HEARTBURN!
No...just no. You are not welcome any more. I would appreciate it if you just left me alone...
Hehe I'm planning on getting waxed either tomorrow or Friday. Glad to know I'm in for a fun afternoon.
WTF ridiculously puffy, swollen feet? Even before I get out of bed you're swollen and tender.
WTF baby girl! Its not enough you've taken over my body for the last 9 months but my frickin crotch is aching to the point of mama being in tears.
WTF Miss "Im gonna be healthy today"..I was at the store earlier and didn't get any chocolate or junk food because "Im a good mommy" ...now its almost 8pm, I have a migraine and Im frustrated beyond belief and I have no OUT! GRRRRRRRRR
WTF DH, why was it necessary to argue with me about going to the bank to open our new account when you knew weeks in advance it had to happen today.
WTF LO, as happy as I am bedrest kept you in for 15 weeks I wish you'd show up in time for Thanksgiving dinner on Sunday!
wtf contractions!? You cramp my style mildly all day, you kick my ass sometimes with your 5 minute long, super intense crampy front and back pain, and then you subside like it was nothing and baby is still in place! come on!
wtf baby, you were trying to kick your way out by the second trimester and now you just wanna stay in there!?!
wtf body, how much fatter and more swollen can you get!?!
wtf bed, why cant you just be comfortable for one night!?! Isnt that your primary job, hmmm??
Ugh. I've been finding these all over the freaking house. One was swimming in my orange juice this morning.
WTF people who show up to visit without notice. Seriously, we love that you all drop by to see the babies, but please let us know when you're going to do so. And on that note, don't go telling me what a mess the house is. I know it is and it bugs the crap out of me, but we're kind of busy with two infants.
WTF dogs? Why do you feel the need to ring the bells to go outside every five minutes?! I JUST took you out. Go lay down for once!
WTF Mom? I thought you were better than that. Don't tell me one thing and a week later tell me something else. I'll punch you in the face.
I made rachelmichelle1 my bitch.
WTF contractions: You have been giving me false hope for almost a week and LO is nowhere near coming out it seems. Jeez can't you just become painful so I can dilate and give birth?
WTF teenagers: Stop staring at me like I'm a zoo animal. I'm pregnant, something you shouldn't be but should be well aware of. And no, I don't have a ring on my finger because they no longer fit! Judgemental children.
WTF, Mom! What's with you setting the date for your visit before the baby comes? I'm having a home birth which means our entire house is the delivery room. Unless you are DH, the midwife or nurse, you are not going to be in the house. I adore you and you are a great mother, but NO. If you must come on a Monday, wait a week. PS: when midwife comes tomorrow to check me out, unless she says I'm having this baby in the next 24 hours, I'm lying to you and telling you she's positive he's going to be quite late. That way you delay for a week.
WTF Thundershirt, where are you? Our house is not that big. How can you be so completely lost? I desperately need you for when I give birth or I may strangle my anxious old dog who may have dementia. That would not be good.
Basically all of this AND
WTF good friends, family and random people - I love you, but stop calling and texting every day to ask if there is "any baby news".... OBVIOUSLY you would know if I had a baby - till then, you are stressing me out by asking!
WTF mom why did you think it was a good idea to tell me I now weigh 3 more pounds than you? Especially when you are always complaining about your weight. I am 9 months pregnant, you were just being a beyotch.
WTF baby two rounds of false labor is enough. I am ready for the real deal.
WTF doc? You scared us into thinking that I'd go into labor really really soon. Your very words, "You're 3-4 earlier than most women at this stage. I think you may go into labor really soon." That was three weeks ago!
WTF carpal tunnel? Do all fingers and thumb, with the exception of my pinky, really need to be numb/tingly all day long on my dominant hand? It's kind of hard to steam pitchers of milk and grab spoons, etc. at work when you can't really feel what you are doing.
WTF Braxton Hicks? For almost two months, I didn't realize you were even around and now it's like you are here with a vengeance. I can't breathe and I can't hold my bladder when you are around.
WTF baby Joseph? I know you don't have to come out until the 7th but you sure do make it hard to get up when I'm sitting on the floor, in a chair, on the couch... Have you even dropped yet? I love you, but OMG.
WTF mom's sisters! You *** DH won't help you load things into your car after my baby shower and say he's so rude and doesn't respect his elders. You seem to forget you were a total biotch to his family and made his grandma cry at my bridal shower. He apologized for stuff he did wrong and it "wasn't good enough" so he's washed his hands until you can apologize for meaning mean people!
Bah hate family drama!
Also, WTF LO! When are you going to come? I have time left, I know, but these contractions and cramps that bring me to my knees are getting hard to deal with. I doubt they mean she'll come sooner than later, but one can hope!
Great idea!!! Hadn't even thought of that, thanks!!!