::::Welcomes Mama Ha with a bottle of Sparkling Wine::::
WELCOME!!!!! The Gold members get the following treatment:
- Massages by half naked men at 8am - Pedicures with a spa treatment at 10am - Fed grapes by same half naked men at 11am - Nap from 11:30-1:30 with NO interruptions - Lunch of steak, shrimp, and lobster at 1:30 in bed. - Poolside service and awesome live music the rest of the afternoon - Fancy dinner followed by sinful dessert of choice - Dancing and fun until 11pm - Sleep in a bed of silk sheets
::::Welcomes Mama Ha with a bottle of Sparkling Wine::::
WELCOME!!!!! The Gold members get the following treatment:
- Massages by half naked men at 8am - Pedicures with a spa treatment at 10am - Fed grapes by same half naked men at 11am - Nap from 11:30-1:30 with NO interruptions - Lunch of steak, shrimp, and lobster at 1:30 in bed. - Poolside service and awesome live music the rest of the afternoon - Fancy dinner followed by sinful dessert of choice - Dancing and fun until 11pm - Sleep in a bed of silk sheets
::::Welcomes Mama Ha with a bottle of Sparkling Wine::::
WELCOME!!!!! The Gold members get the following treatment:
- Massages by half naked men at 8am - Pedicures with a spa treatment at 10am - Fed grapes by same half naked men at 11am - Nap from 11:30-1:30 with NO interruptions - Lunch of steak, shrimp, and lobster at 1:30 in bed. - Poolside service and awesome live music the rest of the afternoon - Fancy dinner followed by sinful dessert of choice - Dancing and fun until 11pm - Sleep in a bed of silk sheets
*Happy sigh* Now THAT'S life!
Dern Bronze status...
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Re: Check out my new bling!
Ha ha! Only took me over 3 years. I guess I should be happy it took me that long though. Means I don't spend *that much* time on the interwebs, right?
::::Welcomes Mama Ha with a bottle of Sparkling Wine::::
WELCOME!!!!! The Gold members get the following treatment:
- Massages by half naked men at 8am
- Pedicures with a spa treatment at 10am
- Fed grapes by same half naked men at 11am
- Nap from 11:30-1:30 with NO interruptions
- Lunch of steak, shrimp, and lobster at 1:30 in bed.
- Poolside service and awesome live music the rest of the afternoon
- Fancy dinner followed by sinful dessert of choice
- Dancing and fun until 11pm
- Sleep in a bed of silk sheets
*Happy sigh* Now THAT'S life!
Dern Bronze status...