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So lonely. And a question. And an overshare.

JoJoH23JoJoH23
in April 2012 Moms
I'm so lonely! My H is away on a business conference for a whole week. Not only is this the first time he's been away from the baby, but this is the first time we've been away from eachother since the first month we started dating. It giving me the sadz bigtime. I thought at first it might be nice to have time to myself, to stretch out in bed, fart in the living room etc etc lol. But it turns out I just miss him so bad and and I can't wait till Friday, we are totally going to do it like several times!
Anyway, my question is who has the most posts ever on the bump? This is something I've always wondered. I'd really like to see who this legend is. Anyone know?
Annnnd now for the overshare. This past week when everyone was busy with the butthurt, I had real ACTUAL butthurt. I had developed a cyst on my tailbone, and that sucker grew and was sooooo painful that I couldn't sit stand laydown, nothing. It was horrible. Finally I went to the emergency room and bared my bare a to a dr and he cut my butthurt open and then stuffed it with gauze. I'm sorry tmi, I know.
Has anyone ever had one of these things? The dr said they are hormone related....great! Well my H was a great sport and took care of the baby, and took care of me all weekend. He even taped new gauze pads to my buttcheeks twice a day and let me call him "nurse". God I love that man.
Yeah, so... Good to be here. I said I would post so I did! tl;dr?
Also I'm sorry if this has no freaking punctuation whatsoever... I promise I can spell
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  • MsCat19MsCat19 member

    I'm so sorry for your butthurt, but that made me LOL!!!

    My H went away on business about a year ago April for a month... it sucked, but at least I didn't have a baby. I feel bad for you!

    And I wonder about the high count... wonder how you would find that out.

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  • JoJoH23JoJoH23
    Oh believe me, the butthurt was the funniest ailment I have ever had the pleasure of suffering. Thankfully I had plenty of experience exposing ny downstairs business during pregnancy, so modesty wasn't an issue. I just hobbled in and said "doc, I've got the butthurt, right here on my BUTT...see?see it?!"
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  • smudgeesmudgee member

    I want to say Tambcat is one of the highest posters. She is Platinum. And has a platinum personality too.  

    Ummm... Im sorry about you being BUTThurt....

    Your baby is Beeeeyyyyoooonnnndddddd cute.

    That is all. 

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  • JoJoH23JoJoH23
    Thank you smudgee, you lo is equally as edible
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  • Mikki62Mikki62 member
    Sorry your H is away. It is so lonely without them. Mine works out of town 16 days then is only home for 12. It has always been hard but now with a baby it is much harder. Hope he doesn't have to go away much. 

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  • TucktheTurtleTucktheTurtle member
    I know someone had a literal butthurt fairly recently. Maybe erniebuffalo? (if it's not you, ernie, forgive me. I just remember #literalbutthurt, and you're the only person I know that understands twitter). I'm sorry you have the sads. I'm out of town with the kids right now, and dh didn't answer his phone when I called to tell him goodnight. :(
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