Did you know that we all live in igloos and drive dog sleds? I keep my pack in the back yard.
I am currently chilling on my chesterfield wearing a toque and my husband is a lumberjack.
Did you know that if I am not taking my dog sled to work I ride a Polar Bear?? And polar bears roam our streets. They have the right of way.
Since it snows year round here, we import all of our plants fully grown.
What is an ATM? A Debit Card? A Visa? I have some furs I could trade....
And when it comes to our Canadian Moose... if you see one, they are very dangerous. They eat American brains for dinner. If you need to venture outside where there are Moose, please spray yourself down with human pee. It is the only repellant available.
And last but not least, we do not speak English. We speak Canadian.
Do you really love unicorns? Seriously? I have a set of ceramic unicorns my grandma has given me for christmas over the years. Not really my thing, but I always kept them. I forget what they are. They are pretty. A collectible. I'd have to go check them and see the brand/name.
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Re: Smuuuudgee
Did you know that we all live in igloos and drive dog sleds? I keep my pack in the back yard.
I am currently chilling on my chesterfield wearing a toque and my husband is a lumberjack.
Did you know that if I am not taking my dog sled to work I ride a Polar Bear?? And polar bears roam our streets. They have the right of way.
Since it snows year round here, we import all of our plants fully grown.
What is an ATM? A Debit Card? A Visa? I have some furs I could trade....
And when it comes to our Canadian Moose... if you see one, they are very dangerous. They eat American brains for dinner. If you need to venture outside where there are Moose, please spray yourself down with human pee. It is the only repellant available.
And last but not least, we do not speak English. We speak Canadian.
Well I respond to that with......
Welcome to American.