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April 2012 Moms
You know you bump to much when....
You start dreaming of bumpies! And the object of my nocturnal desires is.......
Harpers mom! Ha. So the dream starts with me at your house. In my dream, you live in west sacramento, and I happen to be in the neighborhood. I knock on your door and suddenly realize I don't know your name. I see a man coming to the door and I'm crapping myself cuz I don't know who to ask for. Do I say I'm looking for harpers mom? He answers, and I ask for "the lady of the house"...lame. your husband is a tall, sexy, military build guy with sandy wavy hair, swoon! He looks at me funny and asks what I want. my voice shakes as I tell him I know you from the internet, and just wanted to get together. He says you're not home, so I leave my number. Fast forward to me eating breakfast at a restaurant with my mom and dad. You and your husband come in, and like the loser I am, I get super excited to see you. Now, if you've read any of my posts about my dad, you know he's an uber religious extreme right narcisist who thinks he's always right, and loves to belittle others. As you can imagine, you two don't get along AT ALL! Youre rolling your eyes and giving your H the "lets get the hell out of here" look. I'm mortified, and mouthing "I'm sorry," but alas you leave, and I remain friendless. Sigh. Even in my dreams I'm a loser lol
Harpers mom! Ha. So the dream starts with me at your house. In my dream, you live in west sacramento, and I happen to be in the neighborhood. I knock on your door and suddenly realize I don't know your name. I see a man coming to the door and I'm crapping myself cuz I don't know who to ask for. Do I say I'm looking for harpers mom? He answers, and I ask for "the lady of the house"...lame. your husband is a tall, sexy, military build guy with sandy wavy hair, swoon! He looks at me funny and asks what I want. my voice shakes as I tell him I know you from the internet, and just wanted to get together. He says you're not home, so I leave my number. Fast forward to me eating breakfast at a restaurant with my mom and dad. You and your husband come in, and like the loser I am, I get super excited to see you. Now, if you've read any of my posts about my dad, you know he's an uber religious extreme right narcisist who thinks he's always right, and loves to belittle others. As you can imagine, you two don't get along AT ALL! Youre rolling your eyes and giving your H the "lets get the hell out of here" look. I'm mortified, and mouthing "I'm sorry," but alas you leave, and I remain friendless. Sigh. Even in my dreams I'm a loser lol
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Re: You know you bump to much when....
That's too funny! I had a dream about a bumpie too but mine was about huahualove. I was helping her BF (who knows why!!) and I kept putting ice packs in her bra to help the milk come out faster. I woke up and thought "what the hell?!" Hahaha
That is so funny! I wrote awhile back about my dream about visiting Jamaicam in Jamaica. Where is she, anyway? (Jamaica, obviously, but I mean on TB, lol).
Early on, like in our second trimesters, I dreamed we were all at a cocktail party together and I was nervous about introducing myself to people.