September 2011 Moms

Do and Donts of Mom groups

Care to share? After 7 months of taking Bo to book babies in the old city I loved in I never once was invited to any of their mom group outings Crying Ahhh that felt good...I am over it! After attending two new book baby classes we have been invited to a play date!! Whoop Whoop!

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Do NOT talk about you and your son's matching booty birthmark!

Do NOT talk about how many times your kid puts his hands in the dog bowl... and you just wipe them dry..not wash! They may frown upon your kid investigating their kid's face if they know the truth.

Do ask how their labor went

Do compliment their LO   

 

 

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Re: Do and Donts of Mom groups

  • Do you really have matching booty birthmarks? how cool!
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  • imageT&HLove:
    Do you really have matching booty birthmarks? how cool!

    ohhhhh yeah baby!

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  • imageT&HLove:
    Do you really have matching booty birthmarks? how cool!

    Dying! Lol

    I love it, that is actually kind of cool. Hahah!

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  • Do NOT take the other kid's food and stuff it in your mouth and yell, 'mine!!!'
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  • imageNCC74656:

    Do NOT be a sanctimommy.

    Do talk about stuff not related to kids.

    What is sanctimommy?

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  • imageroxpink:
    Do NOT take the other kid's food and stuff it in your mouth and yell, 'mine!!!'

     

    I literally spit out the food I was putting in my mouth when I read this. Real life lol. (Thanks for the spaghetti sauce stain on my couch Stick out tongue)

     

    Always talk about politics. The more opinionated the better. Insert a few sighs and eye rolls for emphasis.  

     

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  • imageEmpireMomof3:
    Make sure to fill the sippy with soda and tell them how Mt Dew makes all babies speshawl. 

    Bwahahah.... awesome. 

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  • imageJKGymnast:

    imageEmpireMomof3:
    Make sure to fill the sippy with soda and tell them how Mt Dew makes all babies speshawl. 

    Bwahahah.... awesome. 


    Hahaha! Classic!
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  • Do NOT talk about your post baby sex life ... until we've had 3 cocktails, then yes, please tell me all about it!  : P
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